random digimon stuff

reading(gen 2)

{Beforahand...}
Arlo: read to the kids. I'll rip your soul from your body if you hurt them.

Anya, scared: oh, okay. *knows she's fully capable of doing that*

{Now...}

Anya: here's some stories for Halloween.

Davis: it's not even the middle of sep-

Anya: shut the fuck up.

Tk: fair enough.

Anya: *opens a book* this one is called "you're gonna die tonight."

Davis: I don't wanna die- .... YeT-

Anya: ignoring that comment, *looks bak at la book* tonight, a girl with no eyes and no nose will come out of your closet.... And yeah, you'll die.

Kari: :<

Tk: uh-

Davis: ;-;

Anya: k, this next one is called: Razors in your candy.

Davis: I got a razor in my candy once.

Anya: I sent it.

Davis: what?

Anya:  Anyways, *reads* there are no razors in your candies, apples, sweets, or granola. But there's a pretty good chance, they've all been laced with Ebola.

Maiho: whaT

Hitaru, eating candy: ..... Uh oh.

Anya: I should probably tell you: *flips the book over to show empty paper* this book is completely empty. I'm just making this up as I go.

Davis: I-

Maiho: whY-

Anya: *flips the book back over towards her and flips the page* oooh, I love this story.

Hitaru: excuse me?

Anya: This next one is called: There is no Santa Claus

Maiho: you're the worst, Anya!

Anya: nO, yOuRE tHe wORsT, bIlLY

Maiho: that isn't even mah n a m e >:<

Anya: everyone calm down. It is Halloween, I chugged like 3 martinis, I am barely conscious.

Davis: oh, she's drunk.

Anya: How about I read you a story called "spooky scary skeletons"? Alright, shut up, shut up, sh-shut up.

Kari: *visible confusion*

Anya: we will all become spooky scary skeletons one day. It is inevitable. And all we do before then, matters not.

All the chirrens: :<

Anya: well, this party d i e d. How about a lil halloween song to get y'all in the mood?

Kari: :D

Davis: I don't trust this.

Anya: *takes out a random guitar* you all know this one. *starts playing* Ghost aren't real, but my lust for blood is!

Kari: D:

Davis: I knew it wasn't trustworthy :<

Anya: well, I hope you all have a safe, fun Halloween tonight! .... Except you, Billy. *points to maiho* e x c e p t. y o u. *passes out*