random digimon stuff

shorts to make you question your life

~{but it's just Davis being depressed}~

Davis: hit or miss, Anxiety's a bitch, huh?

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Davis, in a tree: I wonder if jumping from here would kill me. ....only one way to find out!

Jun: n o -

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*all I want for Christmas plays in a mall*

Davis, singing as loud as possible: ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, ISSSSS, A NOOSE-

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Davis: *quietly* I'm gonna kill myself. *normally* everyone mind cheering a lil? No particular reason, just because.

Everyone: okay..? *claps and/or cheers*

Davis: haha I knew y'all would be excited. :')

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Davis: If I die in the digital world, nobody will find me, and I won't take up space here!

Tk: no.

Davis: you cant stop meeee-

Tk: *snatches his d3*

Davis: shit.

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Davis: I want a lasso.

Jun: I didn't know you wanted to be a cowboy.

Davis: I don't. I want to hang myself.

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Davis: *drops the remote on his foot*

Jun: . . . . ?

Davis: why has god forsaken me

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Davis: *laying down on the floor* sorry too depressed to do this short right now maybe later.

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Killer, over a call: I'll find you. And I'll kill you.

Davis: okay hurry up then.

Killer: ....Do you want to die or something???

Davis: yeah- lmao what kinda question-

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Davis: A, b, c, d, e, f, g-will somebody please kill me--

Maiho: .... Q, r, s, t, u, v..?

Davis: can I die now, and quickly-