Arlo: *walking around with Izzy, wearing a new shirt*
Mimi: nice top, Arlo!
Arlo: thanks! His name is Koushiro.
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Matt: manga lied to me. I never see bad boy types picking up stray kittens and therefore revealing their soft side.... *g a s p* maybe Im the bad boy.
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Izzy: it cost $400 to go to a therapist, but $0 to tell myself I'm a disappointment.
Arlo, softly: no
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Davis: I am no longer allowed to make decisions about my own feelings. From now on, Matt will make all of the decisions for me.
Matt, immediately: go fuck ken
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~{during triiii-}~
Davis: it's a bit muggy outside today, isn't it?
Ken: davis I swear to god if I go outside and all our mugs are on the lawn I'm getting a divorce. (He's kidding--)
Davis: *sips coffee from a bowl*
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Izzy: when I said "bring me something back from the beach", I meant a conch shell!
Arlo, struggling to hold a seagull: fucking s a y that then!
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Arlo: normal is only a setting on a washing machine.
Matt: wow, do you have any other slogans from, like, hot topic?
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Arlo: you just gotta be yourself, Matt! Be nice!
Matt: which one? I can't do both.
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Ken: I need to get something off my chest.
Davis, fingers crossed: isityourshirtpleasesayitsyourshirt [Translation: is it your shirt please say its your shirt]
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Izzy: my shirts keep going missing.
Arlo, wearing one of Izzy's shirts: spooky.
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Izzy: Tai, you look anxious.
Tai: thanks, it's the anxiety.
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Arlo: who's turn is it to give the pep talk?
Izzy, sighing: Matt's
Matt's: fuck shit up out there and don't die.
Arlo and Tai, wiping away a tear: beautiful
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Davis: I'm doing a good job of keeping my crush on Ken a secret.
Ken: *walks in* hey, Davis.
Davis: I have to gay- I mean GO-
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random digimon stuff
AcakNo MSU or HP or anything of the sort Kay's not involved for once
