random digimon stuff

oh look some shorts.

Maiho: *cross-dressing*

Ryusei: I'm about to end this child's whole career.

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Ivy: get up you two! It's early, the sun is shining, and it's so nice outside!

Izzy: and what the hell are we supposed to do with that knowledge?

Arlo: photosynthesis or something?

Ivy, through gritted teeth: its photosyntheSIZE..

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Ryusei: *kicks Davis in the stomach as hard as he possibly can*

Davis: *falls back, tears in his eyes, coughing up a  small bit of blood because of the force of la kick*

Tk: *proceeds to storm towards Ryusei, pure r a g e in his eyes*

Matt: oh shit Ryu's fucking dead. ....eh, who cares. I sure don't.

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Davis & Tk: *flirting*

Matt: How long has this been going on?

Izzy: about an hour.

Tai: an hour? is that a new record?

Izzy: not even close,,

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Kari: Heads or tails but if you land on tails you have to say what mythical creature you'd bang

Tk: Does that include dragons

Davis: are you saying you wouldn't bang a dragon?

Tk:No I'd definitely bang a dragon I'm just wondering if they're included

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Davis: hey who's depression is this

Davis: oh nevermind that's just me.

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Anyone: will you two get a room--

Davis, picking up Tk: was that a challenge

Tk: if it is, it's been accepted.

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Davis: sneezing is dangerous for everyone around me.

Tk: why-

Davis: well, Tk- *sneezes, and because,,, well, dragon fire, the floor catches fire* uh.

Tk: oh god I'll go get some water--

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~{the S1 digidestined are about to head into battle}~

Tai: don't underestimate us! Our motto is, "maybe we'll get lucky this time"!

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Arlo: *laying face-down on the ground*

Izzy: what the hell are you doing

Arlo: the bugs.

Izzy: huh-

Arlo: they carry s e c r e t s.