(But it's mostly Just Izzy and/or Arlo being really fucking weird and with other people involved occasionally.)
Izzy: *accidentally brushes Arlo's hand with his own*
Arlo: *aggressively holds his hand*
Arlo: fucking commit to it.
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Izzy: Arlo help I'm dyinggggg-
Arlo, joking: finally.
Izzy: ....
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Ms. Izumi: does anyone know the symptoms of teenage depression are?
Matt: why are you asking?
Ms. Izumi: I saw Izzy cleaning his room Earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say "why has god forsaken me"
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Matt: Anybody under 5'7 can't be talking about fighting someone like what are you gonna do? Headbutt em in the chest?
Izzy: say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
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Arlo: I'm not like most girls.
[Long pause as Arlo sips Chocolate milk from her very complex plastic straw]
Arlo: i m w o r s e
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Matt: I have no fears.
Arlo: what if you woke up one day, and me or Kou-chan were taller than you?
Matt: I.... Have one fear.
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Izzy: what's heavier? 200lbs. Of Bricks, or 200lbs. of feathers?
Arlo: the answer is the feathers.
Arlo: 200lbs of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200lbs of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds....
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Izzy: *upset about being so short*
Arlo: hey. Being short is okay. If the sky falls in, tall people will be killed first.
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Arlo: *takes about 7 clips out of her hair, and it unfolds until it reaches down to the floor, and piles up a lil*
Izzy: wtf how is your hair so damn l o n g-
Arlo: *putting her hair into a ponytail* it's not THAT long.
Izzy: NOT THAT LONG???? YOU COULD S W I N G OFF OF THAT-
Arlo: it's because I'm s h o r t
Izzy: NO IT IS N O T -
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Ken: davis wont be here today.
Izzy: oh? Why not?
Arlo: ken fucked him and he cant walk.
Ken: n o - Jun accidentally pushed him down the s t a i r s -
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random digimon stuff
RandomNo MSU or HP or anything of the sort Kay's not involved for once
