Shortz to enlighten your day

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Davis: have a save flight!

Ken: I have no say in the matter.

Davis: .... Die, then.

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Izzy: To me, there's only one thing worse than being killed. *moves some paper from a sign so that it says "arlo being killed"

Anya: Arlo!

Izzy: n o -

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Davis: do you ever drink so much coffee that you feel kinda dizzy, then the world is moving in slow motion, and then you're drifting through space and time, and then you can see everything and nothing while being lost in the void?

Izzy: . . . no?

Arlo: *nodding in the background*

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Tai: remember being 12, when you're lile "nobody look at me or I'll kill myself"?

Matt: good times...

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Izzy, banging on the door: MATT, OPEN UP-

Matt: well, it all started when I was a kid...

Tai: no, he meant-

Sayako: let him finish.

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Maiho: treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Arlo: killed without hesitation?

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Arlo: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Tai: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Sayako: I recorded the dumb stuff

Matt: I joined you in the dumb stuff

Izzy: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM D O I N G THE DUMB STUFF!

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Tai: how did the saying go? Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, won't get fooled again. Fool me a third time and well, the second time didn't count because, I mean, damn, didn't he look dead?

Izzy: Tai, that's not even remotely close.

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Joe: must you always attack me with words?

Mimi: you want me to use rocks?

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Joe: rules were made to be followed. Nothing is meant to be broken.

Izzy: uh, piñatas.

Arlo: Glow sticks!

Matt: Karate boards.

Tk: spaghetti when you have a small pot

Tai: and rules!

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