Arlo: *eating a carrot*
Izzy: you've eaten 57 of those in the past 3 hours. You should probably eat something else or just don't eat for a few min-
Arlo: fuck off- leave me and m y carrots alone, K o u s h i r o -
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~{something strange happens}~
Izzy: prodigious..
Ivy: what the digi-fuck
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~{(in la gay Au) the digidestined are at a restaurant celebrating saving the world}~
Tai: Can someone pass the salt?
Arlo: *throws Anya across the table*
Tai: the salt, Arlo.
Arlo: oh.. Sorry! *throws Izzy across the table*
Tai: Arlo i stg--
Arlo: Fine, here- *throws Matt across the table*
Tai: ....
Arlo: *picks up the salt shaker* okay, I'll just-
Tai: *holding Matt* No it's okay I'll take this instead.
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Izzy: some kids in school are trying to figure you out.
Arlo: I expect a thesis by the end of the day.
~{later}~
Izzy: the thesis they came to was: you're a bitch sometimes.
Arlo: very much a bitch if true.
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Anya: Eat healthy. Get a chicken ceaser with the ceaser sauce and chicken only, remove the greens, less bites to eat.
Izzy: A Cesars salad without the salad..?
Anya: Well when you say it like that I sound like a fucking moron
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Benjamin: you're a useless faggot. you know that, bitch?
Maiho, in the softest, sweetest voice: Little motherfucker shit don’t ever speak to me again :3
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Laslow: how's your day?
Anya: You would not believe the sheer amount of spite I hold inside my body.
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Anya: That Christmas fucker came down the chinney and gave me coals ??? I'm going to become a WORSE and even more SPITEFUL person because of this.
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Izzy: somebody please explain why I so desperatly need physical affection or I'll die. But also don't like letting most people touch me.
Anya: You are a spooked stray cat, that is all.
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Laslow: hey don’t forget to sleep early, I won’t but you will.
Fumihito: what makes you think i will?
Laslow: I will get violent for NO good reason.
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Maiho: Dumb dumb idiot here to tell you to love yourself
Izzy: And why should I listen to you?
Maiho: Because its currently 5am and I'm willing to hurt anyone at this hour :)
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Laslow: the queen of england told me to tell you all that england is done.
Peri: yeah England is canceled.
Laslow: Everyone in england needs to pack their stuff and go somewhere else now sorry-
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Maiho: i am sick that’s why not on today, don’t forget
Tk: ,,,,Don’t forget.. what?
Maiho: huh???
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Mariah: ‘BELIEVE IN YOURSELF AND ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE’ Says the beautiful rich person on Instagram underneath a picture of them self.
Tai: well have you tried it?
Mariah: Being rich and beautiful? Yeah it’s phenomenal.
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Izzy: I’m a very artistic person. I look at some painting and think “yeah, I know what the fuck this is ”
Benjamin: You feel no emotion
Izzy: rude???
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random digimon stuff
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