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Davis, holding a large box in his hands: what would you say if I came home one day with four puppies.

Ken:

Ken: Davis what's in the box

Davis:

Ken: what's in the box, davis

Davis: I think you know.

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Arlo: while Kou-chan is gone, I'm gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts.

Matt: wha- w h y -

Arlo: he's basically 85% of my impulse control.

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Davis: wow, Ken sure is good looking.

Demiveemon: aw, don't put yourshelf down like that, Davish! You're good looking too!

Davis: I'm not Jealous, Demi-vee, I'm gay.

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Davis: Why do people always say "would you jump off a bridge if your friends told you to?" Like I'd jump off a bridge for fun I hate myself.

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Tai: I regret getting you that blender for your birthday.

Arlo, drinking lasagna: why?

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Arlo: you promise you didn't get me bees again?

Anya, from a distance: just open it.

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Izzy: why are we laying on the ground?

Tai: you overworked yourself again and passed out so I layed down next to you so everyone would think we're just chillin.

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Jun: hey, what time is it?

Davis: i dunno. Hand me a trumpet and I'll find out.

Jun: *hands him a trombone*

Davis: *blows trombone loudly*

Ken, distantly: WHO IS PLAYING TROMBONE AT 2AM WTF-

Davis: it's 2AM.

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Kari: are you okay?

Ken, crying into a pint of Ice cream: davis hugged me today and this is the only way I know how to deal with my feelings

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Ken: Im going to the store. You want anything?

Davis: A will to l i v e

Ken: ...yeah, I've got like 12 dollars-

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