The final chapter. (of book one)

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But it's 95% just shit I stole from Camp Camp.

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Maiho: last night sure was an ordeal

Arlo: *sips tea* yup. (Laslow looks in through the window)

Arlo: ...you waiting on something, Maiho ?

Maiho: idk. Some kinda punchline or something.

Arlo: eh. Too Early for that. *sips tea again*

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Celeste: *opens the front door*

Celeste: *sees a weapon on the table*

Celeste: FUCK THAT!! *slams the door shut and runs off*

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Laslow: not watching... *looks at a dvd box thing and gasps* dark reflections? Your minds are far to impressionable to take in this dark bleak content!! You're not British!!

The s2 kids: -_-

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Cedric: I put him some place no one will ever find him >:> mostly bcz he doesn't wanna be bothered

Matthias: is it the void

Cedric: .... *attempts to grab him*

Matthias: *runs*

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Matt, in one of his moods: y'all are some ignorant fucking cunts. *storms off*

Everyone: ow.

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Maiho: sometimes the only thing scarier than ghosts and monsters is real life

Maiho: specifically old people having sex.

Maiho: Weird kinky sex. In a dungeon e-e

Maiho: that is... That is some dark shit. ಠ_ಠ

Maiho: anyways!! *disappears*
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Joe: {I can't believe I lost. To Matt. He's not even a counselor}

Anya: {plus he really looks like Hitler.}

Joe:

Joe: *takes a step away from her*
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Maiho: *appears outta nowhere* yo.

Maiho: did someone say black magic

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Matt: *dressed up and looking female, (again) dancing on a stage at an event*

Arlo: I don't know who this bitch is but she is k i l l i n g it-

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Matthias: *almost kisses Maiho*

Hitaru: who tf is this

Maiho: help ;;-;

Matthias: wait who are y o u -

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A wolf: *runs up to Arlo*

Arlo: *barking and growling*

Wolf: :<

Arlo: *points to Matthias* Kill :>

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Phoenix: um.. Why is Davis dressed like a turkey?

Matt: *s i g h* because he's fucking d a v i s , phoenix. You've been here long enough to figure that out.

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Izzy: *finishes his homework*

Izzy: all that's left to do now is recharge with a full 8 hours of laying in bed. Awake! Waiting for tomorrow :>

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Bartender: we don't serve your kind here.

Maiho, who's there because he got lost and is waiting for Cedric: your kind? Your kind??? Care to be be more specific, s i r ? I'm calling you out!!

Bartender: ...kids.

Maiho: oh. Well that's totally understandable.

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Cedric, upset: hmph! *kicks the class door open* ..owie :< *walks out*

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Celeste: *opens the front door*

Celeste: *sees a weapon on the table*

Celeste: FUCK THAT!! *slams the door shut and runs off*

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Phoenix: Ken says I'm cute af. Which I assume means and fun.

Davis: aw.

Davis: it doesn't.

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Maiho: *looks at an egg* hm.

Maiho: that's queer

Phoenix: don't say that maiho-

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Maiho: *shaking awkwardly*

Piedmon: ...*looks at Cedric* is he having a stroke?

Maiho: Mama? Papa? What happens when you die?

Piedmon & Cedric: ಠ_ಠ

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Arlo: *has been crying for 20 minutes*

Matt: what's up with her?

Izzy: she realized dragons can't blow out their birthday candles.

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And that is the end of the book- I shall make a second one later probably. Hope you enjoyed reading this shitpost book, and byeee-

Idk why I'm making a second book instead of just continuing this one, but I like to do that so just roll with it thanks-

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