bitch, I am a M A N -

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(Based off this :>)

~{s2 starts}~

Izzy: hey Matt, have you noticed thatyour voice has changed?

Matt: what? You mean how I sound like a man and you squeal like a piglet on helium??

Izzy: H-hey! You take that back!

Matt: sure! When you ask me like a man!

Izzy: I AM A MAN!

Tai, next to Matt: :/

Matt: oh yeah? Because right now you sound like a mouse whose parachute won't open-

Tai: *gasp*

Izzy: IF YOU DON'T TAKE THAT BACK, I WILL- *High pitched screaming, which just turns into ringing ensues*

Matt: , , , ,

Tai: oW-

~{meanwhile, Sayako, Arlo, & Mariah are watching Tv in the other room}~

Arlo; *flipping through channels*

Game show thing: you have won this antique crystal decanter worth over $10,000 do-

*The tv e x p l o d e s from the ringing*

Izzy: *slowly quieting down* AND BY THE TIME I'M FINISHED, YOU'LL BE WHISTLING OUT OF YOUR BUTT-

Matt: Okay! Okay! I take it back-

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