Izzy: FOUR MONTHS
Arlo: what's he talking about?
Matt: it's not a big deal-
Izzy: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS!
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Ken: what are you drinking?
Davis: g a s o l i n e (it's actually just coffee, but still)
Ken: straight?
Davis: no, gay.
Ken: .... I meant the gasoline.
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Arlo: you don't think I can fight because I'm a girl?
Davis: nah, it's because you're wearing a dress. I don't think Ken could fight in that either.
Ken: perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride.
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Matt: it's weird how some people say lift instead of elevator.
Arlo: and how my sister says "you're a disappointment" instead of "I love you"
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Davis: hold on I'm having one of those things.... A headache with pictures?
Matt: an Idea?
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Matt: murder wasn't on today's Agenda.
Tai: murder isn't on anyone's agenda.
Matt: no, it's on mine. Just not until next Thursday.
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Matt, at a party: well, this social situation isn't going the way I acted it out in the bath
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Tai: whatcha doing?
Matt: stealing my neighbor's cat.
Tai: scandalous.
Matt: ....
Tai: can I help?
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Matt: *pointing to Arlo, who is crouched on the ground* what's she doing?
Izzy: she doesn't know how to tie shoelaces. She's been trying for five minutes
Matt: she's crying.
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Matt: *chokes on some food*
Sayako, joking: gods, Matt! Don't die on me!
Matt: don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever I want to!
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Arlo, sitting in Izzy's lap: pay attention to me
Izzy: we were just making out like 2 seconds ago?
Arlo: I don't see your point.
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Kari: would you Kiss Ken for $100?
Davis: Hikari Kamiya, I would pay $100 to kiss Ken.
Ken, who just entered the room: what
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Kari: describe your Ideal boyfriend.
Ken: funny, forgetful, hyper, short spiky hair....
Kari: you're just describing Davis, aren't you?
~{meanwhile}~
Tk: Describe your Ideal boyfr-
Davis: Ken.
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random digimon stuff
RandomNo MSU or HP or anything of the sort Kay's not involved for once
