some shorts to distract me from my current anxiety

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Izzy: FOUR MONTHS

Arlo: what's he talking about?

Matt: it's not a big deal-

Izzy: YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FOUR MONTHS!

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Ken: what are you drinking?

Davis: g a s o l i n e (it's actually just coffee, but still)

Ken: straight?

Davis: no, gay.

Ken: .... I meant the gasoline.

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Arlo: you don't think I can fight because I'm a girl?

Davis: nah, it's because you're wearing a dress. I don't think Ken could fight in that either.

Ken: perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride.

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Matt: it's weird how some people say lift instead of elevator.

Arlo: and how my sister says "you're a disappointment" instead of "I love you"

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Davis: hold on I'm having one of those things.... A headache with pictures?

Matt: an Idea?

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Matt: murder wasn't on today's Agenda.

Tai: murder isn't on anyone's agenda.

Matt: no, it's on mine. Just not until next Thursday.

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Matt, at a party: well, this social situation isn't going the way I acted it out in the bath

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Tai: whatcha doing?

Matt: stealing my neighbor's cat.

Tai: scandalous.

Matt: ....

Tai: can I help?

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Matt: *pointing to Arlo, who is crouched on the ground* what's she doing?

Izzy: she doesn't know how to tie shoelaces. She's been trying for five minutes

Matt: she's crying.

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Matt: *chokes on some food*

Sayako, joking: gods, Matt! Don't die on me!

Matt: don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever I want to!

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Arlo, sitting in Izzy's lap: pay attention to me

Izzy: we were just making out like 2 seconds ago?

Arlo: I don't see your point.

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Kari: would you Kiss Ken for $100?

Davis: Hikari Kamiya, I would pay $100 to kiss Ken.

Ken, who just entered the room: what

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Kari: describe your Ideal boyfriend.

Ken: funny, forgetful, hyper, short spiky hair....

Kari: you're just describing Davis, aren't you?

~{meanwhile}~

Tk: Describe your Ideal boyfr-

Davis: Ken.

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