random digimon stuff

shorts I made while still half asleep

~{But it's mostly just Maiho hanging out with the dark masters during s1}~

Maiho: man I want some McDonalds.

Piedmon: Mc-what???

Puppetmon: never heard of it--

Metalseadramon: sounds like a building thing *looks at machinedramon*

Machinedramon: Sorry, no clue.

Maiho: ;-;

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Maiho: *holding one of puppetmon's knives* so, what do you guys, like,, do?

Puppetmon: well, we're kinda just..

Metalseadramon: we're waiting for the digidestined to get here.

Maiho: who??? Why???

Machindramon: the digidestined.

Piedmon: we gotta kill em

Maiho: oh, so they must be like,, bad guys, right? (He has n o clue-)

Piedmon: .... Yeah sure why not.

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Maiho, on Machinedramon's shoulder, looking at the other 3: soo... Do you always float, or??

Puppetmon: I tend to walk.

Metalseadramon: it's how I get around.

Piedmon: not all the time. Just a lot.

Maiho: Well I can uh... Kinda float?? Not really much but uh- *floats a foot or 2 above the ground* I can do this- Dad's teaching me-

Piedmon: huh. You gotta get better at that.

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Maiho: *invisible*

Piedmon: guys where did the kid go

Puppetmon: uh, no clue-

Seadramon: he's missing??

Machinedramon: oh gods.

Maiho: *turns visible* hi.

Piedmon: ,,,,If all humans are like this kid we should watch out for the digidestined.

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Piedmon: why do you look like a flower?

Maiho: why do you look like a clown? Oh... Waiiiit..

Piedmon: *pulling out a knife*

Puppetmon: It's not worth it.

Piedmon: *puts the knife back* ....

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Maiho: *eating 2 bagels*

Piedmon: I would've gone for the souls of the innocent instead but whatever floats your boat.

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Maiho: *crying*

Puppetmon: this is the third time today-

Piedmon: did you take his bracelet-

Puppetmon: ye.

Piedmon: give it back if you don't want this to go on.

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Puppetmon: how'd you get here anyways-

Maiho: my oldest sister tossed me into a trashcan and it apparently ended up being a portal, then y'all found me.

Piedmon: ,,,,oh.

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Maiho: *sneezes*

Puppetmon: why is my hand on fire. *shakes his hand so the flame dies down*

Maiho: oh sorry- magic-

Puppetmon: yeah how about not almost burning my hand off again???

Maiho: sorryyy ;-;

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The digidestined: *show up*

Maiho, on Piedmon's shoulder: oh, is that them?

Piedmon: yep.

Maiho: they don't seem too evil (also he doesn't see Arlo yet)

Piedmon: but still

*the dark masters do their intro thing*

Piedmon: *rises up*

Maiho, still on his shoulder: hiiii-

Arlo: Maiho???

Maiho: Arlo???

Arlo: what are you guys doing with my brother??

Piedmon; nothing! He just kinda.. Showed up.

Arlo: ???