~{But it's just Arlo & her family being weird}~
Cedric: I'm good at cooking.
Arlo: uhh-
Cedric: *puts sprinkles on some bread* what?
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Arlo: I invited dad over. That okay?
Izzy: yeah, I gue-
Cedric: *slams the door open* I BOUGHT P I Z Z A -
Izzy: *leaps back* nANi thE fuCK-
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Arutski: so, what you're saying is people have to eat or they die?
Maiho: yes. Exactly.
Arutski: that's pretty weird not gonna lie-
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Maiho: why'd you and mom get a divorce, again?
Cedric: let's put it this way, I'm really fucking weird. She is not. We don't go well together. ....also Arutski is a w h o -
Arlo: DAD, N O -
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Cedric: *holding Anya* ...this isn't my kid.
Arutski: fuck. I was hoping you wouldn't find out.
Anya: he knows too much. I'll get the gun.
Arutski: no- .... Not yet-
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Maiho: *eating a tomato like it's an apple*
Izzy: *d i s g u s t*
Arlo: he skipped lunch again.
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Izzy: I just came here to have a good time and honestly I feel so attacked right now.
Anya: I just came here to attack people and honestly I'm having such a good time right now.
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Cedric: you need to wash your hair.
Arlo: but it takes so much effort-
Cedric: you have a b i k e in your hair. It's getting out of control.
Arlo: it got out of control years ago.
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Cedric: nothing in life is free anymore-
Arutski: oxygen is free.
Maiho: sleep is free.
Anya: living is sadly free.
Arlo: everything is free if you can run fast enough.
Izzy: Arlo n o -
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Arlo: *falls over and scrapes her knee* fuck-
Izzy: are you okay-
Maiho: I'm surprised you aren't crying.
Arlo: oh, I'm fine! And I guess I'm just too tough to cry!
Izzy: ....just the other day you were crying about snakes.
Arlo, crying: they don't have any arms!

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