random digimon stuff

shorts bcz I have a headache

~{But it's just Arlo & her family being weird}~

Cedric: I'm good at cooking.

Arlo: uhh-

Cedric: *puts sprinkles on some bread* what?

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Arlo: I invited dad over. That okay?

Izzy: yeah, I gue-

Cedric: *slams the door open* I BOUGHT P I Z Z A -

Izzy: *leaps back* nANi thE fuCK-

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Arutski: so, what you're saying is people have to eat or they die?

Maiho: yes. Exactly.

Arutski: that's pretty weird not gonna lie-

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Maiho: why'd you and mom get a divorce, again?

Cedric: let's put it this way, I'm really fucking weird. She is not. We don't go well together. ....also Arutski is a w h o -

Arlo: DAD, N O -

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Cedric: *holding Anya* ...this isn't my kid.

Arutski: fuck. I was hoping you wouldn't find out.

Anya: he knows too much. I'll get the gun.

Arutski: no- .... Not yet-

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Maiho: *eating a tomato like it's an apple*

Izzy: *d i s g u s t*

Arlo: he skipped lunch again.

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Izzy: I just came here to have a good time and honestly I feel so attacked right now.

Anya: I just came here to attack people and honestly I'm having such a good time right now.

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Cedric: you need to wash your hair.

Arlo: but it takes so much effort-

Cedric: you have a b i k e in your hair. It's getting out of control.

Arlo: it got out of control years ago.

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Cedric: nothing in life is free anymore-

Arutski: oxygen is free.

Maiho: sleep is free.

Anya: living is sadly free.

Arlo: everything is free if you can run fast enough.

Izzy: Arlo n o -

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Arlo: *falls over and scrapes her knee* fuck-

Izzy: are you okay-

Maiho: I'm surprised you aren't crying.

Arlo: oh, I'm fine! And I guess I'm just too tough to cry!

Izzy: ....just the other day you were crying about snakes.

Arlo, crying: they don't have any arms!