I Even Like His Shocking Pickup Lines [ShinKami]

Totally Badass or Terrifying

Kaminari flopped back on his bed with a giddy grin on his face. He was far too wound up to sleep and he knew Shinsou didn't sleep until much later, if he did at all. He pulled his phone from his pocket and sent a message.

Calling me kitten should be illegal

It took no time for his phone to light up with a message.

But you're such a little tease, it suits you

Me!? You're the one who nearly made me short circuit the entire arcade!

You have no idea what you do to me

I'm pretty sure my lights are flickering because I'm still buzzing. That's what you do to me

I don't think I'll be sleeping any time soon either

Did you mean what you said?

I said a lot of things, you'll have to be more specific

You're enjoying this aren't you?

...

What you said about your hands

I told you I meant it, but yes, I want to touch you, if you'll let me

And I told you, you could do anything you wanted with me ;)

I guess it'll just be ol' righty until then

You're going to kill me

I really did have a nice time with you tonight. I'd like to do something with just us too

I'm going home on Sunday to grab a few things, would you want to come with me?

...

My parents will be home

Kaminari sat up in bed. He was pretty sure meeting the parents was a big relationship step and he often wondered what Shinsou's parents were like. You want me to meet your fam?

Yeah something like that

I'd love to he sent before he fell asleep with a dorky smile on his face

Kaminari wished he still had that much confidence now as they approached Shinsou's parents' house.

The cool breeze was doing nothing to temper his nerves and he gripped his boyfriend's hand, sweating like no one's business. He was about to meet Shinsou's parents!

He'd met a few of his friends' parents before and they usually loved him, he knew how to turn on the charm when he needed to but this was different. He'd never had a girlfriend, or boyfriend for that matter, to meet their parents before. Wasn't this a big deal!? Why wasn't Shinsou nervous?

Kaminari remembered they hadn't been his parents for long but he knew the impact they had already had on him was huge. The thought of how loving and warm they must be settled his stomach a little.

Shinsou tugged on his hand and snapped him out of his thoughts, stopping him before they reached his door. "Denks, you'll be fine," Shinsou reassured him. "Just don't freak out when you meet them."

Kaminari turned to him quickly. "I'm already freaking out. What could possibly make me freak out more!?"

Shinsou only smiled at him and squeezed his hand again."You'll see," he said cryptically and slid his key into the door.

They toed off their shoes and stepped inside while Kaminari looked around at the scarcely decorated apartment and noticed for the first time, someone in the kitchen.

His entire body froze when he realised who exactly was standing in the kitchen.

Kaminari's gaze flittered between Aizawa and Shinsou. "Mister Aizawa, Sir. I, we, uhh," he stumbled over his worlds as he measured the suppressed amusement on his teacher's face and found the same look on Shinsou's. "You have some explaining to do," he huffed at his boyfriend.

"Denki," Shinsou said as he gestured with his hand between Kaminari and Aizawa, "Meet my Dad. Dad, my boyfriend."

"Kaminari," Aizawa said with a nod.

Kaminari was pretty sure he needed to close his mouth but he was still too shocked to move. He barely managed a nod in return.

Shinsou tugged him down the hall toward his room.

"Door open, Hitoshi," they heard Aizawa call after them.

"Shota!" A higher pitched voice chastised.

Shinsou closed the door anyway and locked it for good measure.

"I'll introduce you to Papa later, once you've recovered."

Kaminari barely heard him as he slumped onto the bed. "I don't know if your Dad being Mister Aizawa is totally badass or terrifying."

Shinsou shrugged before reclining on his bed next to him. "Both, maybe?"

Kaminari flopped back against the comforter. "Was it not enough that I'm his worst student? Now he's going to give me the shovel talk because I'm dating his son and I don't think I'm ready for that much intimidation."

Shinsou chuckled again. "You'll be fine, Papa usually keeps him in check."

They lay on Shinsou's bed chatting about this and that and keeping a safe distance between them until a knock on the door had Shinsou hopping up to open it.

"Are you staying for dinner, Hitoshi?" A too loud voice asked and Kaminari's jaw dropped open for the second time that day.

"Mic?"Kaminari asked.

"Kaminari! Hey kid!" he boomed.

"No thanks, Papa. We should probably be getting back anyway. Maybe next time."

Mic nodded happily before he shut the door again.

"Your Papa is Present Mic. And you Dad is Mister Aizawa. And you didn't think this was information I should know before coming here?"

Shinsou grabbed his bag and started putting clothes into it with a rueful smile. "You would have thought too much about it," Shinsou said simply.

Kaminari grumbled half a retort as Shinsou lift his arms over his head to reach something on a high shelf and Kaminari lost his train of thought as his hipbones showed between his low slung jeans and black shirt.

Shinsou looked down at him to see why he'd trailed off and caught him staring. He stretched a little higher than he needed to and his lower abs showed too.

"That's it. Stop it. I can't have inappropriate thoughts in this house," Kaminari groused as he swung his legs over the side of the bed and got up.

Shinsou just smiled knowingly at him and gestured to the door. "Come on then, let's get back."

As the two left, Shinsou promised he'd be back for dinner soon and only caught a flash of white hair peeking out at them from the doorway. He sent her a covert wink and she giggled before scampering off, unnoticed by anyone else.

Kaminari swung his gaze between Aizawa and Yamada on his way out and shook his head wondering how the heck they worked. He jerked his head up and looked at his boyfriend and let out a laugh as they walked down the steps wondering if people thought the same about the two of them.