I Even Like His Shocking Pickup Lines [ShinKami]

The Calm to My Chaos

It wasn't that Kaminari was freaking out. It was just that he was maybe, probably going to have sex with his boyfriend this weekend.

That obviously wasn't all the weekend was about though. He was looking forward to spending so much time with Shinsou without anyone else around. Just the two of them sounded really nice.

On Friday night, Kirishima had given him a bro talk for which he was equal parts grateful and mortified. He wrapped him in a crushing hug and gave him a manly thump on the back. "Be safe, man!" He told him with a big grin and Kaminari couldn't help but think that man was going to make a great dad one day.

Mina burst into his room later and told him she'd given herself the roll of selecting his wardrobe for the weekend which again, he was equal parts grateful and mortified. The memory of her digging through his underwear drawer was probably one he wouldn't forget any time soon.

He sprawled back on his bed while Mina rummaged through his jeans options, and text Sero. His bro had asked if there was anything he needed before reminding him not to finger gun which really didn't help.

On Saturday morning he received a text from Bakugou which was unusual so he opened it straight away. 'Tell that mind fucker if he does anything you don't like I'll kill him.' Followed up with, 'Don't hurt him either, I don't hate him.'

Kaminari snorted at the surprisingly heartfelt text and replied, 'Love you too Blasty.'

Okay, so maybe he was freaking out a little. But there was excitement too. More than nerves. He'd been bouncing around his room all morning before it was finally time to be dropped at Shinsou's.

When he knocked on the door he was relieved that it was his boyfriend who opened it rather than Aizawa. He didn't feel like he could deal with his knowing look today.

"Hey, Denks." His boyfriend greeted him with an almost shy smile and his nerves settled into something much smoother. Shinsou was the calm his chaos needed.

He was tugged inside for a quick kiss and directed toward Shinsou's room. "Come drop your stuff in my room and we can-"

"The spare room, Hitoshi."

Kaminari squeaked at his teacher's stern words and turned left instead of right. "Yes, Sir, spare room it is, Mister Aizawa."

Shinsou rolled his eyes at his Dad's stern parenting display even though he knew better.

Earlier in the week he'd overheard a conversation between his Dads. His Papa had never mastered the technique of the inside voice and his whispering was just as bad.

"Shota, we should take Eri with us, it's just a weekend, she'll be fine."

"Hitoshi is capable of looking after her, Hizashi."

His Papa's voice softened a little, "I know he is. But give him some slack. He's been working really hard. Let him spend some time with that boy he likes."

Shinsou could imagine the face his Dad was giving him.

"We were young once too you know," Hizashi's voice sounded a little wistful.

"That is exactly why I think it's a bad idea."

"Come on, at least if he's here you know he's safe. Not in those dorms, or worse."

What was he talking about not being safe? Was he in some kind of danger?

Aizawa released an uncharacteristic huff of laughter. "Yes, I remember. There's plenty of worse places he could be."

Were they talking about..?

Oh dear God they already thought he was having sex with Kaminari.

And-

And they were vacating the house so he could have sex with Kaminari.

He'd spent the rest of the week panic cleaning his room and changing his sheets, which was something that earned him a grin from his Papa.

He wanted this to be perfect so he ignored the look and kept making everything right. He didn't know if the fairy lights he'd strung up above his bed were too much or not but he hoped Kaminari would like them.

Aizawa and Yamada were ready to leave a short time later when Kaminari felt a tug on his wrist. He looked down to see Eri standing next to him, silently wanting his attention. He dropped down to his knees and spoke softly to the small girl. "Hey, Eri. Are you excited about your little holiday?"

Eri nodded before she leaned in close to say, "I'm glad Hitoshi impressed you. But be nice to him, he doesn't like many people."

Kaminari tried to give her a reassuring smile while making sure he didn't laugh. She was adorable. He'd expected the shovel talk from his Dad, not from this little munchkin. "I will," he replied honestly. Then he leaned in a little closer as if divulging a secret and said, "I like him too." She nodded seriously before going to stand with her Dads at the door.

Aizawa gave them both a long look before he started to say something only to be cut off by Mic. "I bought you two some snacks," he said as he popped his head back through the door to point to a bag on the kitchen bench. "You kids have fun. Don't do anything I wouldn't do," he called to them as he bustled the three of them out the door.

"That's really not a deterrent," they heard Aizawa grumble before the door shut.

Shinsou ordered them some takeout and they ate in the lounge while they watched a movie. When they were done, Kaminari rolled off the couch and collected their rubbish so he could dump it in the trash.

"Wanna see what snacks they left us?" He called as he grabbed the bag and made his way back over to Shinsou.

He pulled out a bag of chips and laughed at the bag of gummy snakes as Shinsou swiped them from his hand.

"Umm," Kaminari started, "I think they maybe left some of their own shopping in here."

Shinsou looked over at him and was shocked by the bright blush that had crept up his cheeks.

Kaminari reached into the bag and pulled out two items. "I really didn't think I'd be thinking about my teachers having sex today."

Shinsou almost inhaled the snake he was chewing on. He looked at what was in Kaminari's hands and saw that he'd pulled out a box of condoms and a bottle of lube. The blond was staring at them with a strange look on his face. "Stop thinking about my Dads having sex you pervert."

Kaminari dissolved into a fit of laughter and sputtered out, "Do you think they're vanilla or super freaky?" Shinsou clapped a hand over his mouth to shut him up.

Shinsou remembered his Dads' conversation again and it made sense. "It's not- they're not- they're for us, Denks."

"Oh," Kaminari eloquently replied when Shinsou dropped his hand and the blush started all over again. Then it really set in and he smiled slow and pretty. "Oh."

Shinsou reached for the remote and switched off the TV. "So do you wanna go to my room?"

Kaminari looked at Shinsou and saw everything he felt for him reflected back while the rest of the world sort of ceased to exist and he nodded.