Somehow Love is Found (BWWM)

Chapter 9: Threats?

"Celebration is an act of impressing sadistic someone residing in you."

― Santosh Kalwar

When I got home, I headed straight for my room and took out the brownies I kept in my cupboard.

One of the Home Ec students baked these at home and every month she'd supply me a batch, free of cost. In exchange, I don't expose her little hash enterprise.

You could call it a fair trade.

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Two brownies later, I was floating on clouds.

I grabbed my phone and called the pizza place.

"Hello, yes, the usual pleaseeeeeeeeee," I sang before hanging up.

Twenty minutes later, Melia brought my pizzas to my room.

I thanked her and gave her some money before locking the door.

Melia was the only maid that knew about the fact that I used weed.

That was because she ended up eating my brownies one day and took the blame for it. Not like it mattered what those four idiots thought about me, but Melia felt like I shouldn't fall any lower in their eyes.

She was the realest one in this house.

If she leaves, I leave with her.

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I sat down and watched a few movies before falling asleep.

These nights the birth-giver is in a good mood, so she doesn't come in my room to hit me.

But just in case, I barricade the doors so that she is unable to hurt me.

The only thing I hated about getting high is this.

Despite being hella calm, I become hella horny.

And do you know what human in their right mind would want to get with me?

That's right, none.

It is indeed, my fault.

I do have the looks.

But the personality?

Yeah, I scare people off.

I knew just what my fate was gonna be. Old and alone.

Maybe a pet or two.

I could get two kittens.

A black one and a white one.

I could name the black one Sirius.

And the white one Nimbus.

Sirius and Nimbus.

They'll be my children.

I can even get a grey kitten.

An orange one too...

One day cats will take over my life.

"Screw those pathetic humans, my feline friends!" I yelled.

"Mind keeping that down? Some of us have recitals tomorrow," said James.

I giggled.

"No, just you dumb dumb."

With that, I fell asleep, my dreams filled with cats.

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The next morning, I woke up late and rushed out of bed straight into the shower. Since I did not have time to worry about fancying my hair, I brushed it into a neat bun.