You Got Jokes

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The boys were traumatized. Yeah, they knew. But sometimes it wasn't all bad. And even though it was rather sadistic, they joked about it often, here are a few situations-

~The time Draco and Harry once got into a small debate about whether or not flour had Muggle or Magical origins, Harry, after realizing Draco was right (again) looked behind Draco and said "Lucius?"
Draco was so startled Harry almost made it to the flue. Almost.
~Harry was chasing him on a broom trying to get his copy of Witches Weekly back when Draco screamed "Dementors!" 
He felt bad when Harry fell off of his broom, luckily the pond caught his fall.
~ When Harry and Draco was wrestling, so Harry transfigured him into a ferret.
~ When Harry finanally undid the transfigureation so Draco cast "engorgio" onto his clothes and put him in a closet for time out.
~ Draco buying a pet snake so Harry could talk to it. But Harry wouldn't talk about what they were saying
~ At the store Draco and Harry got into arguements about name-brands. Draco, finally bending to Harry's wishes, got "Sleakeasy's" insead of "Shiney's"
"I told you that I could pick the right sort for myself."

But most devistatingly, for the both of them when one did something evil, vile, cruel, or heartless.

"Severus would be proud"

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