Jackie Jones and the Boys Next Door(COMPLETE)

Chapter 18: Sad Guppies and Panting Puppies

In the morning when I wake up on the couch with my head in the corner of the sectional next to Tosh's I cringe at his breath wafting over to me. Plus, these three smoked some of Simon's cigars last night and that is invading my nose as well as his disgusting breath. It's like someone is throwing pig shit on me. Joey's on the floor right below me and Jonas is on the bean bag. I hear Joey fart and I literally gag. I have to get away from all this testosterone before I turn into one of them. I sit up and go into the guest bathroom and use the toothbrush I keep here. It feels so good that I decide to shower. I love this shower. It has steam and is the size of my whole bedroom. I sit on the little bench and let the steam detox me from all the alcohol. My thoughts turn to last night. Those little green eyed monsters! What happened with Tosh? He can't have feelings for me, it just can't be. Then Jonas with his over protective ways. They're both jackasses!

I get out of the shower and cross the play room into Jonas room and grab some of his pajamas and then I go downstairs because I smell bacon and can hear Simon singing on his guitar. I love it here.

"I love it when he sings this song." I say to Emma when I reach the bottom. Simon is singing 'Let it Be.' It's always so soothing when he plays on his guitar. "You sure I'm too old to be adopted?"

She smiles and wipes her hands on her little pink apron. "You're an adult now...so I technically can't do it." I scrunch my face to convey sadness at her words. "I can feed you though." She beams and I cross the room to her. "The boys still sleeping?" She asks while giving me a side hug and a kiss on my cheek.

"Ugh...I woke up to them farting and Tosh's breath smelled like something died in there! Not to mention they all smell like smoke because they smoked Simon's cigars. I had to shower to make sure I was still a girl. Do I smell nice?" I ask her with big saucer eyes and she nods to assure me I do. "Well, your whole loft will have to be burned down because of their stench. Boys are disgusting!" She laughs and nods to agree.

"Anything exciting happen last night?" She asks.

Well Emma, I think I'm in love with Jonas who makes my vagina quiver. He seems to like me too. Tosh seems pissed off about this and said I was "His" which Hazel didn't like and then Tosh and Jonas talked in a corner for a long time....looked heated and then Jonas got jealous over Tristan and I.

"Pretty uneventful." I shrug grabbing a plate and making myself a plate of blueberry pancakes and bacon. Then I see sausage and I almost faint from excitement. "I hope they sleep forever so I can have this all to myself."

I sit down and she pours me a cup of coffee and the two of us chat about nothing for a good fifteen minutes before all three of the boys come down. I turn around watching them shuffle off the stairs and can't help but laugh.

"Mom, can we start our birthday celebrations today since there's two of us?" Tosh asks laying his head on her shoulder from behind her.

She reaches her hand back and fluffs his hair. "Jax wasn't exaggerating." She points out and I raise a eyebrow while I shove half a piece of bacon in my mouth nodding to agree.

"What?" He asks.

"You stink." I say and pick up another piece of bacon. "Like a rotting corpse. How you can't smell it yourself is the 8th wonder of the world."

"You love me." He beams before grabbing his plate to help himself. "Those mine or Jonas?" He points at the pajamas.

"Jonas, I can't even comprehend what has happened in your room. I only go in there every other tuesday after your house cleaner has JUST left." I put emphasis on just and he smiles proudly.

"It's a lot of work to be this gross." He beams and Emma and I laugh out loud. "Anyways, can we have a party here with underage drinking and maybe some porn?"