R E J E C T S

CH.30: CLASSIC

"Okay, the time limit is at 5 pm so we have five hours to complete the list which I think is more than enough." I blabbed.

"And the meeting place is back here." I added.

"Can't wait to see your face when you lose..." Luke grinned.

"Yeah." Liam grinned as well.

"Liam, don't you have any catch-phrase instead of always agreeing to what Luke says?" I rolled my eyes.

"Right. Asta la vista, baby... although I don't really know what that means." He quoted The Terminator.

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The first items on the list were probably the easiest to find because they're in the groceries.

The baseball bats were a piece of cake too. I chose the cheapest kind.

As for the band shirts, I bought the 'Sex Pistols', 'Linkin' Park', and some heavy metal band just to get it over with.

The sanitary napkins and 5 sheets of paper were too easy to find.

"The milk is overflowing, huh? I've been there too." The lady from the cashier eyed the 6 breast pumpers that I was about to check out.

"Oh it's not for me. It's for my mom." I lied.

I purchased 7 hotdogs with buns and 8 adult diapers easily too.

Everything was going so smoothly and I could almost taste 'victory' until...

"9 root beers... you having a party?" The guy from the cashier eyed me skeptically.

"No."

"So you're drinking all of these by yourself like an old drunkard?"

"No, sir. It's for my dad." I lied again.

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to see an ID, miss." He stated seriously.

"What for?" I tried to keep it cool.

"To be sure that you're not underage." He said with a poker face.

Oh crap. I really don't have time for this! I glanced at my watch which read 3 o'clock... guess I'll be stuck here for awhile.

*LUKE'S POV*

"Where the hell do you find an onion and a garlic?" I don't really do the groceries.

I found it eventually after an hour then proceeded to buy two baseball bats, the wood kind because the metal bats were too expensive.

I bought another 'Nirvana' shirt, 'Blink 182', and 'Greenday' for band shirts.

When I bought 4 'napkins', the cashier lady looked at me oddly.

"What? They're for my girlfriend." I lied as I thought of Cher.

When will I ever win the girl's heart?!

Anyway, I bought 5 sheets of paper next at the bookstore and then the 6 breast pumpers.

Once again, the cashier lady eyed me pretty oddly.

"They're for my girlfriend." I coughed.

"Sure."

Moving on, I had to resist the urge to eat one of the hotdogs with buns.

I mean, why the hell didn't I buy an extra piece?! Ugh!

The adult diapers were a piece of cake and as for the root beers... it was rather easy considering the dude from the cashier mistook me for an adult!