Peter Parker Oneshots

Peter goes to Asgard (request)

I've been bored today, so enjoy the fruit of my labors. I want entertainment. You know what else I want? Marvel. I don't have it. I want it. I can't take credit for this, because I don't have Marvel. *single tear*

Once again, I did not take a picture of this, so I have no idea who requested this. Hope you enjoy anyways!

Warnings: hopefully adorably confused Peter.

"I am taking him to Asgard."

"YES! MY BROTHER AND I MUST INTRODUCE THE FUTURE KING!"

"No, Reindeer Games. You cannot take Peter to Asgard!"

Peter stood, watching Tony argue with Thor and Loki. He spun Mjolnir in his hand carefully. Peter wasn't quite sure what was happening here, but he did know one thing.

"I want to go to Asgard! That sounds cool!"

Tony sighed and glanced at his pseudo-son. "Alright, but you have to be home for dinner."

Peter squealed and almost hit himself with the hammer trying to thank Tony.

"Careful, kid. Loki, take care of him. Thor, just don't smush him, okay?" Tony grabbed Thor's arm and made him take the hammer from Peter. True Genius.

*****

When Peter arrived in Asgard, his eyes went double their normal size. Which was saying a lot, because he had puppy eyes in the first place. Loki almost cooed, but held it in. "Wow!" The teen gasped.

"Welcome to Asgard, youngling."

Peter followed behind Loki as they came to the palace. Loki gently guided Peter to the throne room.

"Father, meet your future successor." Loki calmly pronounced.

"FATHER, THIS YOUNG MIDGARDIAN LIFTED MJOLNIR WITH NO EFFORT! HE IS WORTHY, AND THUS HE SHALL BE KING!" Thor bellowed.

Odin inclined his head. "If he is worthy-"

"Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Powerful Alien Dude, but why am I worthy? And I don't think I really want to be a king. I have homework." Peter grinned sheepishly.

"I am Odin, young one. You are worthy of the throne of Asgard because you lifted Thor's hammer. Only the worthy may do so. However, if you do not wish to be King, we can anoint you a prince instead and Thor will take the crown as my heir."

Peter shuffled his feet adorably awkwardly. "Can't you just...not do anything? I'm not so sure about being a prince, either, Mr. Odin sir."

"No. You are now Prince of Asgard."

"Oh."

Loki glanced at the watch he had created that would show Midgardian time while on Asgard and Asgardian time while on Midgard.

"It's almost dinner time. Better get you home to your father, little Prince Starkson." Loki grabbed Peter and took him back to Earth.

"Dad! Dad! Dad!"

"What? What? What?" Tony came from the kitchen and pressed a kiss to Peter's forehead.

"I'm a prince on Asgard!" Peter mumbled, his eyes wide in shock.

"You are my prince, too, kiddo."

That went kind of crazy. I intended this to be more serious, but that didn't work out. *shrugs* whatever. Hope you liked it!

Bye!