Peter Parker Oneshots

Babysitting Fluff(request)

I'm going to see No Way Home for the second time today. Gonna cry again. If I owned Marvel...which I still don't... I don't know what I'd change for sure, but...did they really have to do that? No No Way Home Spoilers yet, just in case, but really. If you've seen it, you know. WHY??

This was a request from @Warriorsfan56. Hope you enjoy!

WARNINGS: Cuteness, hopefully. Age continuity problems (Peter is 16 in this, Cooper is going to be 16 as well because he's either supposed to be like...23 or 13 depending on what date of birth you use...so I picked neither.)

"Thank you so much, you two." 

Wanda was hurriedly packing up things into her purse, looking stunning in a red dress while Vision waited at the door. 

"Their bedtime is at 9:00, and I'll be back around 11:00. Feel free to help yourself to snacks." Wanda looked up, "Oh, and, I told them not to change their ages, but if they do, no dessert." 

"Change their ages?" Cooper whispered to his babysitting partner-in-crime. 

"Man, I don't know," Peter responded. 

"Okay, boys, have a good time!" Wanda called as she left. 

"Bye Mom!" The twins waved, then turned mischievous smiles onto their babysitters. 

"I'm gonna stop you right there," Peter said, "Whatever you're planning, stop it. I can and will web you up for the entire time your mom is gone." He waved his webshooters so they could see. 

Tommy giggled. 

"Tommy!" Billy elbowed his brother, "We're not supposed to like them." 

Cooper sat down, suddenly, on the floor. "Why can't you like us?" 

"Because we need to show that we can be re-respon-sib-le." 

"Responsible," Peter repeated vaguely. "Well, what if, instead of you making a mess and causing trouble, which will just make your mom less likely to leave you alone, we can be friends, and when she comes back she'll see that we didn't even have to do much, and then she'll think you're responsible." 

"Ok!" Tommy smiled. 

Billy seemed reluctant, but he followed his twin as he led the way to the couch. 

"We should watch a movie." 

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"So..." 

"Shhhh!" Peter giggled quietly as Cooper shifted. Tommy and Billy were both cuddled into the oldest Barton kid, one on either side, fast asleep. 

"You're not going to help me?" Cooper whined. 

"I will, I will. Just...after this picture." The flash went off as he spoke, and Peter moved his hand to muffle his laughter at the poor-quality blackmail he now had stored on his phone. 

"I swear to Loki, Peter, if you don't-" 

"I got, I got it." He choked out. He easily pulled up the twins using his superstrength and took them to bed. Cooper walked in as he pulled the covers over the twins and set gentle kisses on their foreheads. 

"You're good at this, you know?" 

"Hmmm?" Peter turned around, and motioned Cooper into the hallway, closing the door behind him. 

"Nothing, just, you'll be a good dad if you ever want to."

"Thanks, Coop." 

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Wanda came home to the soft sounds of Star Wars playing in the background. Headed to the living room, she stopped and took a picture. 

Peter was curled into Cooper's chest, both of them having fallen asleep watching the movie. 

Tony and Clint were gonna love this. 

The End. 

So, I'm still getting back into the flow of this, so I'm not sure this was quite right, but I hope you liked it anyway. 

Yay! Guys, in less than 24 hours, I have already gotten more requests than I ever expected. Thanks so much for the support, and I hope you enjoy!

Bye!