Peter Parker Oneshots

Field Trip-Deadpool style (request)

Deadpool would like to let you know that the author does not own Marvel.

This was requested by @where_the_books_at. I hope you enjoy!

Warnings: Fourth wall breaks, Peter x Wade, so Wade is de-aged to 17, but he still has his scars and powers and whatnot.

Last week was rough for Peter. He had gotten a major concussion, and honestly could not recall anything that happened that week. His super-healing had fixed him up quickly, but the whole week was still fuzzy.

That explained why Peter had forgotten about this field trip.

Peter groaned and leaned forward to rest his forehead on the back of the bus seat in front of him. Ned snickered. Peter tilted his head in his friend's direction and glared.

"Don't worry, dude." Ned said. "No one will embarrass you. They know it's too damaging to your identity."

Peter sighed. "I'm not worried about anyone but Wade."

The bus pulled to a stop outside of Stark Towers. Peter trudged off the bus, pulling his hood over his eyes o avoid drawing attention. It didn't work.

The second Peter entered the lobby, he was attacked a lonely boyfriend.

"Petey-pie!" Wade squealed, and wrapped Peter into a tight hug. The class turned to stare at the two. Ned shooed them towards the counter.

"M-Wade...you're squishing me." Peter mumbled into his boyfriend's chest. Wade loosened his hold, but grabbed Peter's hand and dragged him back to his class.

"Peter! Who is this?" Cindy asked as soon as they came into sight.

"This is my boyfriend. Wade." Peter blushed.

"I'm also Deadpool!" Wade exclaimed, then his face turned dark. "So if any of you even think about touching my baby boy, you know what's coming to you."

Flash gulped.

"Anyways, on with the tour!" Wade cheered. He pulled Peter into a bridal-style carry, ignoring the smaller boy's protests.

The tour guide smiled and ignored the sight, as it was pretty common around the tower. The teacher ignored the sight because the poor man was just hoping if he ignored it nothing bad would happen.

Peter was put down in the elevator, and spent the ride mumbling about stupid boyfriends while Wade answered questions.

"How old are you?"

"17. A year older than Petey!"

"Why are you dating a loser like Parker?" Flash mumbled. Unfortunately for him, Wade heard him. Fortunately for him, the elevator doors opened at that moment, and Wade was too busy picking Peter up again to do anything about it.

The tour passed quickly, Wade sprinkling kisses on Peter's face to distract him from the mess that was happening around them as the Avengers each showed up to individually threaten Flash and prove Peter's Internship.

By the end of the tour, Flash was terrified, and Peter was sleepy. Wade knew that getting carried was a quick and easy way to put his boyfriend to sleep. The combination of a steady heartbeat and the swaying while they walked was sure to make Peter tired.

Tony excused Peter from going back to school, explaining that he would just come straight back anyways, and Wade carried Peter up to his room.

Peter, mostly asleep, grabbed onto Wade's shirt as the older teen tried to move away. "Stay." He mumbled.

Wade smiled and cuddled up to his baby boy. Peter's big brown eyes opened long enough for the younger teen to locate Wade's lips and give him a sweet goodnight kiss before falling asleep. Wade followed Peter into dreamland shortly after.

The next morning, Wade was woken up with butterfly kisses to each of the scars littering his face. Wade smiled softly, reveling in the feeling of a person who loved him despite his looks.

"Morning, love." Peter whispered.

"Morning, baby boy." Wade replied.

When Peter went to school that day, no one bothered him. Flash even apologized, looking about ready to pee in his pants from just the thought of Deadpool. Of course, Peter forgave him, but it wasn't like he didn't enjoy seeing Flash's fear.

The End.

I hope you enjoyed that!

Bye!