Peter Parker Oneshots

Love on Speakerphone (request)

Imagine you are just chilling in your room, and you open up your phone, and you're just playing a game or scrolling through a story on your Wattpad app, and there's no sound, and then an ad pops up and starts blaring annoying music in your ear. I don't own Marvel, but if I did, I might have enough money that I could just pay for it to be ad free.

Anyways, this was requested to be anonymous, so I hope you enjoy, requester!

Warnings: inaccurate science, BrucexPeter. Assume, for the sake of my sanity, that Bruce is only a few years older than Peter. Like, college aged, but he's a genius, so...

Peter zoned out the teacher in the front of the room. They had been talking about the law of conservation of matter for the whole day, and Peter was pretty sure everyone knew about that since like 7th grade.

He was interrupted by his phone ringing.

"Mr. Parker, you know the drill." Mr. Harris called. "Answer it on speaker or take it out in the hall and accept a day of detention."

Peter loved Mr. Harris's rule about phones, honestly. It let a little bit of leeway into the classroom, but still ensured students were likely to turn their phones off. He checked the phone.

Green Science Boi 💚💚

He answered it and put it on speaker.

"Hey, Brucie."

"Hey, Peter." Bruce replied, cursing under his breath.

"Ummm...are you alright?" Peter furrowed his eyebrows, even though he knew Bruce couldn't see it. The class listened intently.

"Not really. Umm...you remember that experiment we did the other day?"

"The one to try and find the cure for that one compound that was turning people into mutants, or the one to find the amount of that other harmful chemical in people's bloodstream?" The class glanced around, curious about what Peter was doing in his free time.

"The first one. I, Well, I think we screwed something up. It's...alive?"

Peter choked, and the rest of the class and Mr. Harris listened more intently.

"Like, alive how?"

"Like, it's trying to eat me." Bruce replied.

"Baby, just stay calm, okay." Peter groaned softly. "How close are you to a code green?"

"I'm really, really close. STOP IT, SLIME THING!"

The class was highly confused. Code green? Baby? Obviously Peter was dating this person, but what was a code green.

"Baby, just get away and calm down, please. I'll be there-"

"HULK SMASH!"

The students gasped as they recognized what was happening.

"Peter?!? You are dating Bruce Banner?"

"You're dating the Hulk?"

"Hehehe, Parker's gay."

"Yes, I am. I've got to go." Peter packed up and glanced pleadingly at his teacher.

"Umm. Yes. You are dismissed. Please." Mr. Harris muttered.

"Thanks!" Peter called as he ran out.

"Parker's gay!"

"We know, Flash."

The end.

Hehehe, Parker's gay.

Anyways, I know that was short, but I hope you enjoyed!

Bye!