Peter Parker Oneshots

Actors (request)

I have ten dollars in total, which is actually a lot more than normal😂, so I don't own Marvel.

This was requested by @NiggaMomentsStartNow, hope you enjoy!

WARNINGS: inaccurate and probably confusing science, confusion, sort-of forth wall breaks?

A low buzzing filled the lab as Tony and Peter worked on a device. It was supposed to be able to send non-complex substances below a certain mass to another device. If they could manage it, it would be the first step to teleportation on a commercial scale.

It was all Peter's idea, though he wouldn't admit it. Tony had come up with a theoretical threshold for volume that could move faster than the speed of light in a certain space, and Peter had taken it and ran with it. Peter was the one to figure out that the same threshold ratio applies to deconstructing substances. Under a certain mass and volume, a substance can be deconstructed, moved, and reconstructed within a certain space. If they could find a safe way to deconstruct and move particles, the threshold ratio would allow them to size the device for optimal performance depending on what they needed to teleport.

"Hand me the—" Peter held his hand out and felt Tony place the wrench he needed in it. "Thanks."

Just as Peter was tightening the last bolt, Tony stumbled and pushed Peter threw the hole in the device that would transport the objects. At the same time, Peter knocked over a stray beaker of chemicals for his web fluid with his knee.

In a flash of light, both disappeared.

~0~

"W-where are we?" Peter moaned, rubbing his eyes.

"Tom! You're on in five!" A woman with a headset rushed passed. Tony slowly sat up, and glanced at Peter.

"Tom?" Peter asked.

"Yes?" A British voice came from behind them.

Peter whirled around and faced...himself?

"Who-Who are you?" The British man, Tom, backed away slowly. "Robert, what's going on?"

"Who's Robert?" Tony asked, growling slightly.

A man, one who looked almost exactly like Tony, walked into the room and paused. "Oh! You must be our new stunt doubles! Tom, they got you one because of the explosion they are planning on, but they still want you to do your own flips."

"Stunt doubles?" Peter and Tony asked in unison.

"Yes? You are Phil and Davey, right?" Robert scrunched his eyes in confusion.

"No! I'm Peter Parker, and this is Tony Stark. Who are you?" Peter asked defensively.

Robert and Tom laughed slightly. "Good! Already in character, I see." Tom smiled.

Tony decided to step up. "No. I am Tony Stark, and I think we came from an alternate universe."

~O~

After a few minutes, the four had gotten everything squared away. Tom and Robert were actors. In their universe, they played Peter and Tony, but as characters in a movie.

Peter and Tom hit it off quick. Even though Tom was older than Peter, he seemed to understand the 'character' he played well enough that he could predict almost anything Peter would say before he said it. Peter found this hilarious, and spent a good few minutes having Tom 'read his mind.'

Robert and Tony talked about rich people things, but Peter wasn't paying too much attention to it. Tony had assured him that they would be sent home after a few hours, because of the chemicals that had gotten into the mix.

So, he drilled Tom on vines and memes instead, because they apparently had them in this universe as well.

"Stahp! I could have dropped my..." Peter prompted his doppelgänger.

"Quackson." Tom responded.

Peter stopped. "What did you say?"

Tom blushed, "I said quackson! I don't understand why everyone says I say it wrong!"

Peter laughed. "Okay, Okay. Coolcoolcoolcoolcool."

Then Peter perked up suddenly. "You said you do your own flips?"

Tom responded by standing up and doing a side-flip.

Peter jumped up and did a back-handspring, turning to Tom with a "beat that."

Tom and Peter continued trying to outdo each other with progressively more dangerous tricks and stunts. Robert and Tony had caught on and were both watching in constant fear, flinching each time it seemed someone wouldn't land the flip.

Finally, both got tired and stopped. Tony let out a sigh of relief and beckoned his pseudo-son to him. Tom followed and watched as Peter tucked himself under Tony's arm.

"So, you guys are close?" Robert asked.

"Yeah." They responded, not elaborating. Tom thought off-handedly that they should add a few more father-son like scenes into the movie.

Then, with almost no warning, the two visitors disappeared in a flash of light. Again.

~o~

Landing back at the lab, Peter glanced at the device. After a moment of silence, he said, "We should probably write that down."

"Already on it." Tony replied.

They continued to work on the device, brushing off the incident as if it never happened. And if Peter gained a weird habit of calling croissants 'quacksons' and then laughing hysterically, no one mentioned it.

The End. Hope you enjoyed!!

Bye!