I'm not gay! || Joseph x Reader

Wrong Dorm!

Imagine a freeze frame.

The door is parted open, and you're standing there.

Your mouth is also parted open, mid scream and your eyes wider than it ever could be.

Inside the room is pretty homey furniture.

On the couch lays two men.

A blonde and a brunette.

However, the blonde is toppled on top of the brunette.

The brunette guy has a cheeky grin while the other is.. Angry?

It looks pretty wrong to you.

There's a blonde chick there.

She's snickering and recording.

God. You wish you didn't witness this.
But you just had to.

Now imagine the freeze frame unfreezing.

"Gyah!" You yelp, your voice high pitched.
You almost dropped your box full of all your decor and miscellaneous items.

"Give that ba-" The blonde yells, cutting him self off. He and the other two took a glance at you, before you ran off.

Goodness! Was this the wrong dorm? It had to be!

"Hmm.. Professor said there was a girl named Y/N L/N. Was that her?"

You kept running, until you heard a female voice coming from the direction you just came from.
"Are you Y/N?"
You stop and turn, aggressively nodding your head.

She doesn't say anything, she simply waved her hand signaling you to come. Maybe it was the right dorm! But.. What were they doing?

You trotted in awkwardly, waving your hand ever so slightly to greet the two men. They were sitting down on the opposite sides of the couch. They seem to have calmed down.
"Hello.. I'm Y/N L/N."

The blonde male gives you a seducing smile, leaning back into the couch and putting one leg on top of the other. It reminded you of him being on top of that other dude.

Tsk tsk.

"What a pretty lady. My name is Caesar Zeppeli."

A fellow Italian, huh?

You turned your head slowly to the brunette, who returned the same cheeky grin from when you first saw him.
"The name's Joseph Joestar!"
His voice boomed through the dorm. You had to admit, it startled you a bit.

"And I'm Suzi Q! We're your dorm mates!"

You nod awkwardly, along with a trembly smile.

"You'll be sharing a room with Joseph, it's on the left."

Waitwaitwaitwait.

Shouldn't you be sharing a room with Suzi Q and NOT Joseph?

Caesar seemed to have read your mind, as he said,
"Well, It's XXX University after all. The rules are different here. No body wanted to share a room with Joseph, and you're the last to arrive.
Sorry, baby."

Without any complaint, you headed off to your room, scanning the area.
It was pretty simple, along with all of Joseph's belongings, which were scattered all over the room.

Two beds laid on opposite sides of the room, one with a backpack sitting on it. Assuming it was Joseph's you headed over to the vacant bed to place your stuff down.

"Joseph! Don't set the dorm on fire!"
Following that voice, there was a loud laugh.

They sure are loud.

You sigh.

What a beautiful first impression...

happy new years ! i hope you all have a wonderful 2020 :,)