I'm not gay! || Joseph x Reader

Get out!

Not long after sprucing up your side of the room, you headed to bed, sleeping with no problems.

However, you were interrupted by loud snores.

Coming directly in front of your face.

Your groaned, attempting to open your eyes.
You were greeted with a sleepy Joseph, shirtless so his defined abs were showing. He mumbled a bit, wrapping his arms around your waist and pulling you closer.

You laid there in shock, not knowing what to do. Impulsively, you kicked him in the stomach, causing him to fall off.
"Oof!"
"What are you doing in my bed?!"
He sits up, rubbing his head slowly.
"I don't know.."
"What do you mean, 'I don't know'?!"

You groan, stomping out your shared room.
There was a nice aroma coming from the kitchen. You walked over to the doorway, greeting Suzi Q and Caesar.

"Mornin', cutie." Caesar says smoothly.

"Good morning, Y/N! How was sleeping with Joseph?"
"I didn't notice. Why was he there anyway?!"
"He got drunk last night and kept groaning about how you and Caesar were soooooo hot! He even tried seducing Caesar!"

Caesar groans, leaning his head back.

"God, he's such a fucking pain in the ass!"
"Well. I'm not surprised. Smells good though!"

They both smile at you, continuing to cook. You headed back to your room, only to see Joseph back in your bed, snuggled up with your pillow.

Scoffing, you yanked your pillow from his grasp and whacked him with it.
"Get out of my bed!"
"Whyyyyy..?"
"You have your own! Or go to Caesar's!"
"It's waaarmm.. And you smell gooood.."

You sigh loudly in defeat, opening your drawer. You pulled out a black T-Shirt along with black jeans and a green flannel. You headed over to the bathroom to get ready for the day.

Just in time, as you walked out the bathroom, Caesar called everyone for breakfast.
"Y/N! Can you call Joseph for me?"
"Sure."
You walked back into your room, nudging Joseph with your foot.

"You better get up or I'm kicking you out of my bed again!"
"Okay, okay.."
He got up, ruffling his messy hair.

He stood tall, stretching. You examined his abs, slightly blushing.
"Like what you see?"
"Shut up!"

The two of you walked out to the kitchen table, where Suzi Q and Caesar were already sitting. You sat next to Caesar, who winked at you. There were four plates of frittata on the table.

"Looks good!"
"Caesar was the one who cooked it. I only helped with small things."

Suzi Q giggles, picking up her spoon.
"Dig in!"

You copied her, picking up your utensil and scooping some. As soon as you popped it in your mouth, your taste buds exploded with flavors.

"Wow!"
"Do you like it?"
"Yeah!"

Caesar chuckles, continuing to eat.

You looked across the table, seeing Joseph literally shoving the food down his throat.
"Mamma Mia Joseph! Calm down!"
Joseph looks up clueless.
"What? It's good."

Caesar sighs, smiling.
You let out a small laugh, shaking your head.

This man was going to be a lot of work.