I'm not gay! || Joseph x Reader

Janken Pon!

Walking through the campus, only small lamps lighting the way, your head was completely blank. You were exhausted. You weren't sure why, maybe it's because recently you'd been staying up. It wasn't because you wanted to, you simply couldn't. Maybe it was insomnia, you thought.

Entering the halls you hear a loud booming voice that you were familiar with, followed by loud cackles. What were they up to again? Opening the door quietly as possible, just so they couldn't see you enter, you shrieked.

Of course, Caesar was plopped right on top of Joseph on the couch, their faces unreasonably close. Why do you always come in at the worst moment? You were convinced- no, you were sure that they were gay.

"Y/N!"
The three yell simultaneously.
"Oh my god!"

You stood at the entrance, staring with wide eyes. Accidents happen of course, but this was definitely no accident. Immediately shutting the door, you simply stood there in front of the door, your blank mind filling with thoughts.

Are they dating? Why is Suzi even watching? Are they filming some kind of erotic video?

Suzi swings the door open, her facial expression seeming to be a mix with surprise, embarrassment, and joy.

"Y/N! Come in!"

She shoved you in, however, you were still deep in thought. Joseph and Caesar turn their heads to you, their faces turning red.

"H-Heeey, Y/N.."
Caesar bared his teeth, attempting to smile.

You jumped back to reality, gasping at the sight of Caesar.

"Oh- W-What-"
"We were doing nothing!"

The four of you stood there, like pillars out of place. Cutting the awkward silence, you bolt to your room, slamming the door shut. What the hell did I just come home to, you thought. A light knock comes from the door.

"Y/N! Get your butt out here right now!"

That was sudden. You awkwardly shuffled your way out into the living room, glancing at them nervously.

Suzi's eyes gleamed with determination.
"Let's play Truth or Dare!"

You all gathered around, sitting in a circle, Suzi claps her hand, making you and Caesar jump.
"Let's play Janken to see who goes first. How about- the person who loses gets to go first!"
Caesar smiles slyly.
"Sure."

Interesting.
"Ok, bring it on!"
"Janken... Pon!"

You held out rock.
Suzi, Caesar and Joseph held out paper.

Smiling evilly, you glared at the three, who all made themselves seem inferior to you.

Oh, the power!