I'm not gay! || Joseph x Reader

Drinks and cups galore!

Around a month passed by and you grew quite used to your three dorm mates dynamic personalities. They were your main friends, and they lived with you. How nice.

Suzi Q was an extremely cheerful gal. She was good emotional support and could lighten your day with just a smile.

Caesar was seductive and attractive male. His cookings skills were great, blessing your tastes buds.

Joseph was something else. He seems pretty dumb at first sight, but once you get to know him he's quite intelligent and comedic. And he was pretty handsome too.

It was the end of the week and it was a tiring one. Four fights all in five days? Sheesh. You did nothing but observe. Saturday was near and you decided to buy a couple of drinks for your dorm mates. You walked out of your class, pulling out your phone to text the group chat between you, Caesar, Joseph and Suzi Q.

You
Heading to a shop. what yall want to drink?
Sent at 4:23pm

Suzi
anything sweet! i dont mind :)
Sent at 4:24pm

Shiza salad
Just a bottle of beer. Thanks hun!
Sent at 4:24pm

Mr joesterrrr
ill just have water bro! thanks
Sent at 4:24pm

You
ok doki, comin rite up >:/
Sent at 4:25pm

You placed your phone back in your bag, heading to the shopping center. Once you arrived, you took notice of the amount of people. It wasn't usually this crowded. Most of them were surrounding a specific shop. You inched closer to the crowd, taking a closer look at the sign. It was a boba shop, and there was a new drink on the house. You thought for a moment.

Why not try it? Might as well get some for the gang too.

You walked to the now small crowd, getting in line.

It took around fifteen minutes to finally get in the front of the line.

"Next!"

You walked to the counter.

"Hello! What would you like?"
"Hi! I heard theres a new drink, I'm not sure what it's called."
"Ah! The (favorite boba drink)?"
"Yeah! May I order four of those?"
"Sure! Anything else?"
"No thank you."
"Okay, it's going to be $16."

You handed them a $20, asking them to keep the change. As you walked to a table to sit, you received a text.

Mr joesterrrr
Shiza isnt home yet wanna pull a prank on him
Sent at 4:36pm

You
what do i get out of it?
Sent at 4:36pm

Mr joesterrrr
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ill pay if we go somewhere? anywhere?
Sent at 4:36pm

You
ok then. sure.
Sent at 4:37pm

Mr joesterrrr
ok sweet cya when you get back >:)))))
Sent at 4:37pm

Just in time, your number was called. You picked up your drinks, examining it. The four drinks were in different colors, a pastel pink, blue, yellow and purple. Even though they were the same drink they each had it's own color. Pretty neat.

Across from the shop was a simple sandwich shop. You walked inside and ordered what the three had asked you for and headed back home.

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"I'm home!"
"Hiya!"

Suzi Q took notice of the extra bag.
"What's that?"
"Oh- This? Some new drink. I bought it to try it."
"Sweet! Thank you, Y/N!"

Suzi gives you a sweet, gleeful smile, as she took the bag and placed it on the counter. Joseph comes from the room, greeting you.
"Hey!"
"Hello."

He walks next to Suzi Q, looking through the bags.
"Oh? What's this?"
"I haven't tasted it yet. They're all the same drinks. Try one."

Joseph takes the yellow, while Suzi Q took the pink.
Joseph looks at you evilly.

"Ready for the prank?"
"Hell yeah."
"Okay so. I've decided to fill up a bunch of cups with water and place them all on Caesar's bed. How's that sound?"
"Nice. Sounds like a plan."

Suzi Q giggles at you and Joseph, grabbing the other drink you bought her and walked to the couch. Joseph pulls you by the arm and drags you to the kitchen.

"See? I've bought a bunch of cups. Now help me fill them all up! Caesar comes back home in two hours. That should be enough time."
"Okay, okay."

It took the two of you quite a while to fill up Caesar's bed. Joseph slowly looks up at you with large eyes.
"What if we filled up his desk too?-"
"Perfect!"

You grin, placing the other cups on his neat desk.
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"Sono tornato!"
"Just in time, Caesar."
You say, smiling mischievously at the blonde.
"Hmm? What's up with you?"
"Nothing, I just bought something extra. Why don't you take it to your room?"

You hand him the purple boba drink, giving him a large grin. He smiles back at you, winking before walking to the room. You quickly turn to Joseph who was sitting on the couch, giving him a thumbs up. He trails behind Caesar.

"What the fuck- Mamma Mia!"

The two of you try your best not to laugh.
"Oh? I wonder how that happened."
"How that happened?! This can't just occur on it's own. Joooooooojooooo!"
"What? I didn't do anything!"
"Then was it Y/N?"
"Huh? I didn't do anything either!"
"Well it was one of ya! Disgustin'!"

You snort, almost choking on your drink.

Around fourty minutes passed by, and Caesar was halfway done cleaning up. He was left with a wet bedsheet and a puddle of water on the floor.

"Shit!"
"Oooooh! You better clean that up!"

"I'm going to get you both back one day!"

ok abt my previous ff
kenshiro is my fictional character !!!!! i just thought itd be dumb to use arrivederci since- its a jjba ff ive considered him to be bruno instead but i thought it was pretty out of character. sorry :(((

also "Sono tornato!" means "im back!" in italian