I'm not gay! || Joseph x Reader

Y/N's bed!

"Joseph! Cmon!"
"Uuuuughhh.. My stomach feels queaaaaasy..."
"You shouldn't have drank so much!"

You stumbled under Joseph's arm, with Caesar under the other, trying to get him back to the dorm.
"Joseph! You're too heavy!"
"Mamma Mia!"
"Urgghhhh.. My head huuurts.."

Suzi Q cackles the entire way back home as the two of you struggled to carry the brunette.

Long after, the four of you finally made it home.
"Look Joseph! You can sleep in Caesar's bed!"
"I.. Want Y/N's bed!.."
"No!!!!"
"Yeah! Sleep in her bed!"

Suzi unlocks the door, and you and Caesar threw Joseph on the couch. You groan, stretching.
"God! You're so fucking heavy."
Caesar looks at you with a smirk.
"Weak."
"Wimp."

He shuts up immediately after. Joseph attempts to sit up.
"Blegghh.. I think I'm gonna throw up.."
"Shit."
"Caesar, why don't you take Joseph to the bathroom like a good boyfriend?"
You said sweetly, battering your eyelashes. Caesar reddens. Not at your suggestion, but at your attempt at being cute.
"For fucks sakes Y/N!"
"Go!"
"Aarrrgh!"

Caesar drags Joseph to the bathroom, with you following behind. Caesar steps back, ready for Joseph to vomit.
"Go on."
"Ug-"

Joseph finally spewed up the alcohol.
"Ew."
".."

It took around five minutes for Joseph to finally stop. Caesar dragged him back to the couch, wiping his forehead.

You giggle, walking to the kitchen. You pulled out a bottle of water and a orange, stubby little bottle. Walking back to the living room, Suzi Q asks,
"What's that?"
"Pain killer."

You handed Joseph the medicine, signaling him to take it.
"Cmon! You need it!"
"Nooo!"

Grabbing onto his jaw, you managed to pop it into his mouth.

Joseph reluctantly swallows, making a face after. Caesar smiles softly at you, silently admiring your motherly figure.
"Okay! Time for you to rest! In Caesar's bed!"

Caesar's silence was interrupted.
"Hey! No!"
"Yes!"
"I wanna sleep in.."

The two of you advert your attention to Joseph.

"Y/N's bed!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"Tough luuuuck, Y/N!"

Suzi Q giggles, mocks your voice. You scrunch your nose.
"He reeks of alcohol!" You complain. Immediately, you drag Joseph back to the bathroom, grabbing his tooth brush and the bottle of tooth paste.
"I'm not going to brush your teeth for you."
"Fine.."

Letting Joseph get ready, you got ready for bed as well. You pulled out plain white loose fitted shirt and knee high shorts. Of course, you brushed your teeth. Joseph however, still wasn't done by the time you finish. You plopped onto the couch next to Caesar.
"Good luck with Joseph."

You don't say anything, just an angry face.
"You're cute when you're mad, you know that?"
".."
Joseph walks out, with no shirt on.. Again. You sigh.
"Can't you wear a shirt?!"
"It's uncomfortable.. I'm going to do the hokey pokey right now if you tell me to wear a shirt!"
"Ugh!"
Obviously you didn't want to hear an out of tune song right now.

Suzi peeks her head from her room.
"Good night!"
"Goodnight."
"G'night."
"Goodnight.. Heh.."

Caesar winks at you, before walking into his room. What was that for? You plodded to bed, watching Joseph as he happily let himself fall onto your bed, snuggling into the white fluffy blanket. You stare at him with a blank expression, before announcing,
"I'll sleep on your bed."

Joseph doesn't say anything. You slip under the bed covers. It was warm enough. You laid there, before falling asleep.

Shortly after, you felt a pair of arms pick you up bridal style. Were you dreaming? You brushed it off. You were placed onto a much softer place. The pair of arms adjust, pulling you closer to whoever it was. It was much warmer. You scoot closer, listening to their soft breaths.

what the hell i just got a haircut today now i look like nishimiya yuzuru