Our Glee Club (Complete!) (South Park)

Chapter Thirteen - Cell Block Tango 🖤

Stans POV-

The day had come for the competition and the other team were up first. We sat down and wait until the music starts up and we see all of them in black outfits, Kyle looked amazing with a short skirt and black fish net shirt on. They sat on their chairs seductively.

BUTTERS: Pop
WENDY: Six
CLYDE: Squish
TWEEK: Uh-Uh
KYLE: Cicero
BEBE: Lipschitz

They all look so menacing something tells me that this number is gonna be pretty aggressive.

BUTTERS: You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like Bernie.

*he sits on Kenny's lap*

Bernie? He liked to chew gum. No not chew, POP!

*He grinds against Kenny's lap then walks off, winking at him*

So I came home this one day and I am REALLY IRRITATED and I'm looking for a little bit of sympathy and theres Bernie lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing. No not chewing, popping!

*he walks up to Kenny, grabbing his shirt*

So I said to him, I said "you pop that gum one more time" *Butters sighs letting go of Kenny's shirt* and he did. So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots *he pretends to hold a shotgun* into his head!

ALL: He had it coming! He had it coming! He only had himself to blame! If youda been there if youda heard it. I betcha you woulda done the same!

WENDY: I met Eziquel Young from Salt lake city about two years ago and he told me he was single and we hit it off right away. So we started living together

*She circles Erica dragging her fingertip along her back*

He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd fix him a drink and we'd have dinner

*She stops and bends down in front of Erica*

And then I found out single he told me?
SINGLE MY ASS

NOT ONLY WAS HE MARRIED. HE HAD SIX WIVES.

One of those mormons yknow?
So that night when he came home from work, I fixed him his drink as usual...

*she wraps her arm around Erica's chest, holding her tightly to the chair*

Yknow some guys just cant hold their arsenic!

*She joins the others as they recite the chorus with some new moves*

CLYDE: so I'm standing in the kitchen, carving up the chicken for dinner. When in storms my husband Wilbur in a jealous rage

*He straddles Token, slamming himself into Tokens chest*

"You been screwing the milkman" he says, he was crazy and he kept on screaming you been screwing the milkman.

*clyde motions his hand to look like hes stabbed token*

And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife 10 TIMES!

*they repeated the chorus*

TWEEK: *starts speaking in an unknown language, twirling around Craig*

BUTTERS: Yeah but did you do it?

TWEEK: Uh-Uh not guilty!
*tweek gets carried away gracefully*

KYLE: *Kyle struts up towards stan and sits on his lap* My sister Veronica and I had this double act and my husband Charlie travelled around with us.

For the last number in our act we had these twenty acrobatic tricks in a row, one, two, three, four, five. Splits *Kyle then splits his legs, dips his head between them and brings his head up slowly, his eyes meeting with stans as he smirks* spread eagle, backflips, flip flops one right after the other.

So this one night before the show, we're down at that hotel Cicero. The three of us boozing having a few laughs *at this point hes gotten up and reacted the scene* and we run out of ice so I go out to get some. I come back open the door and theres veronica and Charlie doing number 17 the spread eagle *Kyle sits on the nearby chair his legs split wide open*

"Fuck" Stan mumbled under his breath.

KYLE: Well I was in such a state of shock *he gets up and sits back on Stans lap, facing him.*

I completely blacked out I cant remember a thing. It wasnt until later when I was washing the blood of my hands that I even knew they were dead!
*he gets up and dances around the others*

THEY HAD IT COMING! They had it coming, they had it coming all along!

*Tweek and Bebe hold Kyle back from Clyde*

I didn't do it! But if I done it?

*He pushes them away*

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

BEBE: I loved Al Lipschitz more than I could possibly say...
He was a real artistic guy, sensitive a painter. But he was always trying to find himself and on the way he found Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary and Irving. I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences, he saw himself as alive and I saw him dead!

ALL: The dirty bum!

*they all danced while singing the final verse*

HOW COULD YOU TELL US THAT WE WERE WRONG?

Stans POV-

They were amazing its actually terrifying. Kyle looked so hot. Wow we have so much competition. We all walked out of Glee, no one had time to change so we just gave our boyfriends and girlfriends our jackets. We were all blushing because we didnt know they all had such top energy. Needless to say, Kyle looked smoking. I knew exactly what I would be doing instead of my math homework ;)

Hey guys! I'm sorry for the break I took, something happened and really gave me some bad thoughts again. I really am sorry and will try and get to uploading again! As always leave me some criticism. I love you guys so much - Leiane 🖤