Polyamorous

The Name Game

It has been a month since Roger- Barnes got their new addition and things we're doing well. She was given therapy and tutor to see where she was with her education and catch her up if necessary. And twice a week every week someone most likely (Y/n), Bucky, or both would take her for a walk through the city each time showing her something new. Despite how good everything was going and the progress she was making there was one glaring problem that no one realized but never brought a solution to until now.

"So, I've talked to Tony and he talked to some lawyers and officials and we are going to get you a new birth certificate."

"Why?" (Y/n) was still excited and happy to hear her talking so freely it meant she was becoming comfortable with them. It might have been something like a word a day but that was still something. Slowly but surely.

"While your first birth certificate was in Russian and it was made in a highly illegal factually so technically it wasn't real and it had o names just numbers...anyways I figured since we're making a new one you could pick name, usually babies don't get to pick their names at birth but your order and I believe you deserve a choose. So with the help of the internet, we're going to name you. Yay" (Y/n) did a little happy dance in her seat as she slid the tablet across the table to her. She had a pen and paper ready to write down any name that sounded good.

-45 minutes later (y/n) had a few names on her paper but it was mostly filled with doodles as the kid was having a hard time coming up with a name. "Ash" (Y/n) writes the name down. " Ash Uzumaki Roger- Barnes" On the tip of (Y/n)'s tongue was an explanation of Copy Rights and anime names but all that flew out the window when she saw her smile she looked so happy so proud of her new name and she couldn't ruin it.

"That's a beautiful name, Ash Uzumaki Roger-Barnes, and it's yours."

The two girls sat straight as they heard footsteps and voices coming their way it was Natasha, Clint, Sma, Steve, Bucky, and Peter.

She stood up " Hello" Everyone stopped their mission of emptying the fridge " Hello, My name is Ash Uzumaki Roger-Barnes, nice to meet you," No one said anything the room was silent at a complete standstill she looked back at (Y/n) believing she had done something wrong. Everyone was just shocked to hear her speak at all She only spoke a few words and only to (Y/n) any other time she would just use facial expressions, she had a beautiful voice.

"Hey, Ash Uzumaki Roger- Barnes my name is Peter Benjamin Parker it's really nice to meet you. I hope we can become friends." she smiled at Peter

"I'd really like that very much"

"Isn't Ash ... from Pokemon?"

"I don't know about that but Uzumaki is definitely from Naruto."

"Hey, Clint, Sam shut the fuck up. Kids don't say that it's a bad word"

"You shouldn't say that either"

"But Steve-"

"You're grounded"

"I'm a grown woman " (Y/n) said suddenly standing up hands on her hips.

"And I'm your husband. Now go to your room and think about what've done." Steve said in his well know I'm in charge and you're in trouble voice.

"But-"

"March," Steve said pointing to the door. With a heavy sigh (y/n) got up and with even heavier feet she stomped away while cursing Steve's home like a child.

"Did you just send your wife to time out?" Natasha said trying her best not to laugh.

"Oh please, He does that every two weeks. He likes making her march"

Steve spun around and glared at Bucky "Would you like to join her" he said but less stern.

"No dad, I'm sorry. It won't happen again" Bucky said rolling his eyes and winking at Ash.

"Come on, Kid. Let's go find Tony and Pepper and make you a birth certificate." Natasha said waving her over to follow her out. Clint jumped up and followed them out

"Hey, have you ever heard of Pokemon or, better yet, Naruto."