Narrator: After catching a punk monkey and abducting an innocent couple of pokemon against their will, our protagonist now heads to the Pokemon Centre so he can get his pokemon healed since the idiot forgot to do that earlier so he can get inside Mt. Moon and head to Cerulean City in order to challenge the next gym leader. What surprises will he find in this chapter? Let's find out!
(Edward's POV)
Edward: *sigh* Walking is way much work when you are not that motivated. I mean, don't get me wrong but, why do I have to pass through Mt. Moon in order to get to Cerulean City?
As I walked back to the pokemon centre in Pewter City I decided to check how my team is now so I start to take out all the pokeballs, I have to make sure I have a solid team when I challenge Misty and her water types.
Edward: Charmeleon check, Pidgey check, Butterfree check, Pikachu check, and finally Mankey and the female Nidoran... wait a second! where's the male one?!
I proceed to check my pocket once more but I can't find his pokeball. No no no no! How could I lost it?! It's impossible! I always keep my things safe. Arceus dammit!
As I start walking faster due to being lost in my train of thoughts I didn't realize that someone was walking straight at me with almost the same amount of speed, giving way to one of the most exploited scenes in all anime history, one some ancient sages call... the clash.
And just as the name itself says, I ended up clumsily clashing with another person who was in the way and fell on my butt.
Edward: Hey! Look where you are walking!
Yeah I know I don't have the right to say that but, fuck it. But just as I was about to yell to download all of my anger born from my low self-esteem and years of rejection. I found myself looking to the person I clashed with, which turned out to be the strange girl I saw in the pokemon centre the last time... for those who are thinking this is a complete cliché well let me tell you something... you are totally right.
Edward: Oh, pardon, I well-
Mysterious girl: No no it was my fault I was just you know-
We both say as is obvious we were trying not to make this situation more awkward than what already is. Obviously failing.
As I was saying nonsense I see that there's a book in the ground in my right side so as a gentleman I grab it and try to give it to her.
Edward: Hey I guess this is yours?
Mysterious girl: Oh right, thank you.
The book was "Pokerus: Cheat or Fair?".
Edward: Wow. Pokerus huh? that's a theme.
Hell it is. I remember I had to read a lot about it just so I could have a chance to pass the pokemon medicine exam. Besides, a virus that helps your pokemon to get stronger?! That's nuts! Argh, stupid human DNA... the only viruses we have are all selfish bitches caused by sexual mistakes.
(A/N: Remember kids, take care of your body!)
Mysterious girl: What? Oh yeah! Pokerus! yeah...
She says in a nervous tone and a cracky voice that makes me think that this girl maybe isn't reading this book at all.
Edward: Well... here you have.
I say in an awkward tone as I hand her the book.
Mysterious girl: Thanks.
But just as I gave it to her the book slipped from its supposed cover revealing its true identity. When this happens she instantly squeals so I try to grab it to give it to her but... wait... What-
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Pokémon: Revolutions
FanfictionEdward is lost in life, with almost no social skills or friends, he has lived in monotony until now. Despite that he now has a goal, to win every league and defeat the champions in every single region, to prove to the whole world and himself that HE...
