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Hank: you know what your on time out, get on top of the fridge, get up there!
Scott: *gets on the fridge* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
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Kurt: I go to church every Sunday and I am in love with Jesus
Luis: Jesus...
-Later-
Luis: *throws a garbage can at his friend* JESUS YOU LEAVE KURT ALONE-
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Scott: don't eat my fries *turns away*
Luis: okay
Scott: *turns around*
Luis: *eats one fry*
Scott: *grabs a water bottle and hits Luis stomach causing him to spit it out thus Scott catching it in his hand* What we learn? *Throws the fry away*
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Scott: *hears his phone ringing and answers it* hello?
Anonymous scary voice: look out your window
Scott: *terrified and looks out his window to see Luis dancing on the lawn* it's just Luis
Anonymous scary voice: your other window
Scott: *gasps and looks out the other window* my backyard.....it hasn't been watered
Anonymous scary voice: wait where are you?
Scott: i mean- my house my dining room
Anonymous scary voice: look out your living room window
Scott: *scared and goes to the living room window* oh my gosh oh my gosh oh my gosh- *looks out and sees Hank on the floor*
Anonymous scary voice (who was Hank the whole time): I can't get up...
Scott: DANG IT HANK!
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Scott: *spoons on his eyes* oh hey I didn't see you there I was just mmmm blocking out the haters
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Scott: hey bro can I have sip of your water
Kurt; it's not water
Scott; Vodka! I like your style-
Kurt: it's vinegar
Scott: uh- what?
Kurt: it's vinegar Pussy
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-at the store-
Scott: look Hank it's the good kush *shows him green dental dog treats*
Hank: this is the dollar store how good can it be?
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Hank: you buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's
Scott: WE'RE GOING TO MCDONALD'S IF I DON'T DO MY WORK?
Hank: NO-
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Hope, next to a board with Scott written on it: there is one thing worse than Scott *rips a page that was on top* BOOM
-the board read 'Two Scotts'-
Scott: *gasps* the number two
Hope: no-
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Dave and Luis: *fighting*
Scott: can I get a waffle?......CAN I PLEASE-
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Scott at Steve: oh huh- sorry I fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich
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-in Luis room-
Scott: okay what is it?
Luis: there's a monster under my bed
Scott: are you serious? How old are you!?
Luis: just check please
Scott: okay fine *checks under the bed and pretends there's something* AHHHHHHHH
Luis: AHHHHHHHHHH-WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
Scott: *laughs til a hand reached out* AHHHHHH
*Sees it's Hank*Hank: I can't get up..
Scott: DANG IT HANK
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-Disney pranks with friends-
Scott: *puts sugar on Hanks spaghetti* just a spoonful of sugar and helps the medicine go down
Hank: you know what, I'm still gonna eat this *eats the spaghetti*
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Scott: oh man I left my food in the car *quickly looks at his shoe options*
Scott: *goes out in hopes heels*
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Scott on the phone: so no head? *Smashes his phone and then his skateboard*
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Dave: *asleep*
iPhone alarm: *BLARING*
Dave: *throws stuff at it* OKAY OKAY- AH AH AH AH *continues to mock it*
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-if men had periods-
Kurt to Luis: give me a hug-
Luis: NO, I FEEL TRAPPED!
Kurt: oh...
-later-
Kurt to Luis who's in a cage: YOU FEEL TRAPPED NOW!?
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