UwU what's this. (Crack Clef x Kondraki)

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Clef: I ain't doing it.

Bright: Come on just this once.

Clef: And what do I get if I do this shit?

Bright:.... I'll record Kondrakis reaction and send it to you for you to use it as blackmail.

Clef: FUCK YEAH GIVE ME THEM STUPID ASS EARS.

Bright hands him a cat ear headband.

Clef: OI FATASS COME HERE I NEED YA HELP WITH SOME BULLSHIT.

Kondraki: WHAT THE FUCK IS IT.

Kondraki comes in and looked at Clef.

Clef: UwU meow, fuck me Daddy till my face falls off.

Kondraki:..... What the actual fuck.

Kondraki looked shocked and grossed out

Bright: GOT IT.

Later:

Clef: ya gonna go to hell.

Bright: when I figure out how I can die.

Clef:.... I can help with that shit. I think a bullet in the dick is in order.

Bright: FUCK NO GET AWAY.

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