Scp one shots(99% doctors ships)

Why did you fall in love.

The interviewer set up the microphone, camera and everything. They first brought out Clef and Kondraki.

Interviewer ; why did you fall in love with each other.

It was simple and straight to the point but yet it was a loaded question.

Clef: well shit man. Kondraki is the only bitch here who can take my blows and not fucking die like that weak bitch Bright. He also knows too much for me not to fucking love him. He's thicker then a snicker for fucks sake.

Kondraki: eh Clef... He's actually a nice person once you get to know him........ Also he gives good head.

The interviewer was a bit shocked at the last part but just he motioned them to leave. Next was Gerald and Bright. The two sat down.

Interviewer: why did you fall in love with each other.

Bright and Gerald at the same time: loves explosions.

With that they just.... Walked out.

Interviewer: oooook then. Uhhhh Moose and Strelnikov come out.

Moose and Strelnikov came out. The chair was too small for Strelnikov and a bit too big for Moose. So like any two reasonable people would do... He sat on the floor and she sat in his lap.

Interviewer: so uh why did you two uh fall in love.

Strelnikov: Lu-

Moose: well most think it was lust but actually the story starts way before the date. See before I caught feelings he would help me with heavy boxes and all. Even helped me moved into my office. He's always been so nice to me.

Strelnikov: ..... What she said.

Moose smiled and they went out.

The interviewer called for Iceberg and Gears to come out and so they did.

Interviewer: why did you fall in love.

Iceberg: .... I hate this. I mean that's just a packed question. It's illogical absolutely stupid.

Gears: ......that.

And so they walked out and that concluded the interview.

Interviewer: so the answer is...there's no pin point answer.

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