Humans have always perceived online friends to be dangerous, correct? "Be careful!" they say. "They may not be who they seem!" they say. If you have attained networked friends, this sounds like the most unintelligent commodity ever. I'd assume it rather silly not to attend to the linguistics of other beings, but of course, I wouldn't possibly want to agonize your thoughts. You see, i've been a boon companion to a pneuma of the female gender, named no lately. We've been blathering for a year and a half. I have ultimately acheived her certitude, and she has informed me that she would enjoy my presence in her home. This is why I will be attending her company this fine night. I am going to arrive to her place of residence and we will visit throughout the hours of darkness. As I travelled to her area of living, my hopes of finally finding friendship were building higher and higher. Eventually, I presented oneself at the door and knocked, but found no retort. So instead I advanced to the small opening in her wall, made out of a transparent material, in which reveals her room to the world. I knocked on the see-through material and her eyes shot up. "Hello, no!" She gazed upon my appearance, but she did not greet me the way I thought she would. Instead she blinked, and then her expression turned to terror as she stood upright and exited her abode of slumber, bellowing piercingly. At that moment in time, I recalled the reason my kind had never shown ourselves to the globe. It's because humans aren't supposed to view us. They aren't ready to witness the downfall of their species as we gain control of their planet. But what she didn't know was, I'm not like the others of my kind. And I suppose she never will.
