SHUT UP. ( K. COSENTINO )

026.

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NEW MESSAGE FROM ALEJANDRO!
' messy people talkin messy shit'
DELANEY
ALEJANDRO
MATTIA
KAIRI
RYLAND
CELIA

alejandro
okay we're in the airport now
wait for the uber
alejandro
where you fuckers at

mattia
alejandro, watch ur mouth!

delaney
excuse me?
delaney
we're in our room waiting for our
food bruh like who are you calling
a fucker, alejandro dejesus rosario?

alejandro
sorry shawty
alejandro
i was talking to ryland not you

kairi
alejandro is a simp
kairi
straight like that

mattia
this uber is taking mad long bruh
mattia
like i'm not fucking with the time

ryland
why are you talking in the groupchat
when you guys are with each other

celia
i'm still waiting to board my plane 😪
celia
my flight got pushed back twice

kairi
take your time ❤️
kairi
we'll all be here when you get here

mattia
nah, i'll be in ryland and delaney's room
mattia
y'all can do the sex when i'm not around

ryland
do the sex
ryland
bitch i can't stand u

alejandro
i just wanna see delaney bruh
alejandro
robert keeps bitching about food

delaney
tell him i'll order him soemthing
when he gets here 😌😌😌

mattia
can you order me soemthing please

kairi
dude me too like i'm starving
kairi
i haven't ate in like three hours
kairi
my stomach is caving in

alejandro
order me something too

ryland
woah woah woah
ryland
delaney isn't ordering shit, this is
all on my card like y'all need to take
about three steps back and rethink

delaney
alejandro i ordered you the same
thing that i got already 😌😌
delaney
we be finessing ryland out of his money
here in the lovely land of delaney

mattia
yo i'll remember that bruh
mattia
deadass, i will

kairi
delaney is a simp now? 😳😳
kairi
i'm shocked with this new side
of her usual bitterness

ryland
i just want you guys to know
that delaney is currently knitting
a sweater while we're all talking

mattia
okay grandma
mattia
you did this for what

delaney
i'm celibate now
delaney
so i'm knitting

ryland
what does celibate mean

alejandro
it means she doesn't eat meat

kairi
are you stupid bruh
kairi
that means she has doesn't
celebrate christmas

mattia
i'm gonna kill myself
mattia
it means she doesn't have sex

ryland
since when is mattia smart

delaney
since forever?

kairi
why are you celibate
kairi
that's so dumb

alejandro
i agree with the statement
alejandro
like why no sex

mattia
i love sex
mattia
it's so fun and refreshing

ryland
yeah and it's a good workout
ryland
keeps you in shape

delaney
i'm not having sex because all that
this weekend is gonna be is people
having sex all the time and i don't want
to cave into the pressure
delaney
so i'm knitting to keep my head on straight

mattia
not even with alejandro?
mattia
mans packed a whole box of
condoms for the occasion

kairi
i cant bruh das it

alejandro
you fucking lying bitch
alejandro
no i did not

mattia
yeah okay
mattia
whatever you say

ryland
leave innocent, knitting delaney
alone to be the poster child of
doing the mature thing

mattia
you mean leave her alone to be a
loser who knits at a convention?

delaney
watch yourself bruh
delaney
y'all can have all the sex you want
but i am knitting my sweater and i'll
be happy while doing it
delaney
dumb fucks

mattia
i know kairi is ready to fuck cel-
mattia
ce-
mattia
i cant even say it without gagging

ryland
mattias going to hell

alejandro
so are you chlamydia boy
alejandro
let's not talk crazy now

ryland
delaney you told him too wtf

delaney
i was upset
delaney
sorry

mattia
ryland you're dirty for that
mattia
on god

ryland
AND HIM?

kairi
and me....

ryland
DELANEY

delaney
guys if i die, it was ryland storms
and my body is in room 412😪
delaney
tell the police that he has a bag of
weed underneath the right pillow too

kairi
babe u ain't dying
kairi
we at the door
kairi
knock knock

i hope everyone's ready for a lot of
teenage drinking and nasty shit