Lashton: My Sister's Boyfriend

.::My fingers hurt

This was so much much fun(and also a bit difficult not gonna lie) and it's all thanks to you and your awesome questions/comments. You're so cool; I just wanna channing all over your tatum. Btw if you actually read all of it, wow wow wow you are queen/king.

I TRIED TO ANSWER ALL OF THEM SORRY IF I MISSED YOUR QUESTIONS IT MAY BE BECAUSE:
- I didn't see it/I forgot to write it down bc I had to type every single question manually cause STUPID IPHONE UPDATE PASTES EVERYTHING ON NOTES EVEN THE PICTURES AND UGH ITS A MESS
- It has already been answered
- It was far too rude/inapp/couldn't come up with a proper response
- I am just a lazy frick and my fingers hurt from typing I had to wear bandages

[HERWIN, LASHTON]

Q: When are y'all gonna fuck (:

L: Whenever Ashton let's me, Iー
A: Let's not ask this again. Ever.

Q: Are you going to get married?

L: Yes, weー
A: Are just teenagers.

Q: IF YOU GUYS GET MARRIED CAN YOU ADOPT ME I LOVE YOU SORRY NO IM NOT LOL

L: How many kids do you want to have, Ashton?
A: Zero

Q: Have any kinks you wanna share with each other for later purposes?

L: I don't know if you would call them 'kinks' but the idea ofー really turns me on.
A: Yeah, can we delete that part? I don't want to know anymore, Luke.

Q: What would you name your future children? CAN I BE THE GODMOTHER?

L: Still thinking about it..But why would we name them if we're already adopting them and they come with names already, right? Can we change their names?
A: We're not adopting anyone, we're not even married! And stop talking as if they're pets or something, they're people.

Q: Can I give the rings at your wedding?

L: Yeah, you can. Latte-lover said she will be the planner, so you have to speak with her about it.
A: Im not even going to be part of these wedding questions anymore...

Q: Are you ever going to get married, if so can I be the maid of honour and the best man? (Yes I just went there)

L: May is already my best man.
A: ......

Q: please get married and adopt me

L: So many adoption requests.
A: ......

Q: what song do you wanna be played at your wedding? Am I invited? Invite me pls I beg of you. And maybe adopt me. Also can I be the ring bearer please ily okay bai I sound pathetic rn

L: 'Thinking Out Loud' maybe?
A: .......
L: It was the first song we slow danced to, after all
A: ......
L: Ashton is excited, I can tell.

Q: Will i be invited to your wedding?

L: Of course, right ashton?
A: ......
L: He's agreeing with me in his mind.

Q: If you guys get married can you adopt me and the author?

L: The author sucks.
A: Hey! Be nice.
L: Think about it, she has control over every single one of our fictional lives in here, and she decides to make a huge mess.
A: ...Yeah, she kind of sucks.

Q: You guys are so adorable and what are you gonna tell Amanda?

L: Not sure yet.
A: The truth, what else?
L: Ashton is gonna say he's in love with me.
A: I am not.