Quarantine [Tag Book]

Ultimate Fails (1)

     I once asked a guy for his number, he worked at a restaurant in the city (it's a delicious Mexican restaurant), and I found this guy... let's call him.... Leonardo. Yes. After a teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. He was cute, attractive, and he was the bus boy at our table, and he was a Mexican. A Cute Mexican. We kept stealing glances at each other and I just thought, you know, whatever, I'll never see him again.

      I went to that same restaurant a week later and saw him within like five seconds.

      And me being me, I didn't think he would be there, so I told my dad I would ask him for his number if he WAS there.

      My dad kept saying I wouldn't do it, so I called him over and asked him a few questions, you know the "are you single..." something else I won't be putting on Wattpad because I don't want people to get mad at me... and then I asked him for his number.

      He wrote it down on a piece of paper.

      I decided to give it a few days before I would call and then I did.

       Ring... ring... ring... ring...

       At this point, I was like, yo no one's gon' pick up-

       And then, someone did.

       You know what the first words were outta kind souls mouth?

      "Hi this is [You're Lonely] Golf Resort how may I help you?" 

      (You're Lonely Golf Resort is not the real name of the place, I just didn't want to put the real one in haha).

        My mind just.... exploded. Like, I was so mad, but so hurt, and so sad, and kinda laughing because I never make the first move- and this guy was an attractive Mexican kid who happened to be my age. I don't have many of those around here where I live, okay, I live in a town with like 30 kids in my class, my town is 90% LDS, and about 60% of my class is female. I don't have many options.

       And he knew a lot about trucks. Talk about the perfect guy. Other than the fact, you know, he gave me a number to a freaking GoLf ReSoRt.

A/N  

     Thanks for reading this chapter, I wanna know some of your guys' ultimate fails, whether they're similar to mine or you were trying to show off and totally just biffed it. If you're too embarrassed then you can PM me and I'll put the chapter up as anonymous. Love alls of yalls!