Quarantine [Tag Book]

I Almost Forgot to Tell You Guys

      There is mature topics ahead but nothing too bad... It was just... funny. And it's completely true (aside from the cashier's POV, I obviously don't know how she felt exactly, but I know she couldn't stop laughing) Don't hate me for this, I warned you guys. Also one swear word. There.

     Hahaha, so I got thinking, and I think it was last thurrrrrs- nope, I'm pretty sure it was on Friday, I got  a few friends together. The two other girls had to be home super early, so it was just me and two other guys- let's call them... Reed and... Richard.

    So, we went to our nearest gas station because it was getting kinda late- ya know, to get energy drinks- and I was gonna be nice and buy these two dummies some drinks with MY money, because they'd left their money home.

     But all of a sudden, Reed got this evil look on his face as he handed me a mango Monster that he'd wanted, "what're the odds you buy condoms?"

     My eyes widened- "duuuuuuuude," I shook my head, "nooooo."

     "Ready? Three- two-"

     "Wait, wait," Richard pulled out his phone, "I just have to get this on video- just in case," he smiled.

     Crap. Crap. Crap. No. 

      For those of you who do not know what 'What are the Odds' is, it is a game where you pick a number between one and ten, and once you count down from three, if you say the same number as the person who declared What are the Odds, you must do the dare. If you say a number, and they say something different, and it adds up to six- you both have to do the dare. Ex; 6 and 4, 2 and 8; etc. 

     Richard smiled, "okay, go ahead."

     I could hear my heart pounding- this was our local gas station- basically our only grocery store, too. If I did this, my name would be destroyed-

    "Three," he smiled, "two- one-"

     "Two!" we both shouted.

     My eyes went wide again and my hand flew to my forehead, "shiiiiiiiiioooot noooooo- Reeeeeeeed," I handed him his drink. no way was I buying that for him now.

     "We can't walk out with you now," Richard's eyes went wide as well, "you know what that'll look like?" he burst into laughter.

    I kept cursing in my head as I tried to find the cheapest pack- I'd never even stood in this section before, I felt so awkward-

    Reed kept laughing- and I heard them even as I walked up to the register. The cashier smiled politely- I tucked my lips inward, biting down on them and smiling in a strange way, she raised an eyebrow, but continued to scan my Reign and the... ya know.

    "Oh," she snickered, "were you looking at me like that because you're buying these?" she held in a fit of laughter.

     I nodded, "...yeh..."

    She smiled- again- politely, "hey, at least you're getting protection before anything happens," she glanced in the direction of the guys- oh crap she knows. She knows I'm with them I can't imagine how this looks- "no judgement here."

     I smiled, nodding, "thank you," I smiled and picked up my items.

    "Have a great night," she winked.

     Oh dammit.

     I hate you Reed.

     I nodded again and ran out the door- waiting anxiously for Richard and Reed to get out there. Little did I know about the conversation they were having inside....

      CASHIER'S POV (how I imagine she felt based on what my guy friends told me)

     I burst into laughter the minute she walked out, poor thing was so awkward about it- but what kind of guy makes the girl buy the condoms? Especially when they're already in the store with her? 

     The other two guys walked up to me, the taller, slimmer one handing me some cherry sweet tart ropes, "watch out," I giggled as I scanned his item, "it's a dildo," I whispered.

    Their faces were priceless as they looked at each other, that's right- I know what's going on, you three are about to go do some stuff that's very unholy, I thought to myself, "you three have a great night," I smiled ad waved through my laughter.

     "But... there's only two of us-"

     "Right," I couldn't contain my laughter- they thought they were being sly- it was so obvious!

EDIT AFTER FIRST PUBLISH

      I forgot to tell y'all nothing happened XD we didn't do anything, ew. I still got my purity ring on my hand so we gucci XD. We didn't do anything. I promise. Nothing. Happened.