"Mr.Hobo, who exactly wanted me to come to UA and why?" He didn't answer me he just kept on walking. He didn't even look back. So I took this chance to memorize my surroundings since I'm going to UA soon.
we arrived at the principal's office
N̆̈ŏ̈w̆̈:̆̈ Knock knock knock "Come in" As Mr.Hobo and I walk in I notice a...stoat? (F̾o̾r̾ e̾v̾e̾r̾b̾o̾d̾y̾ w̾h̾o̾ d̾o̾e̾s̾n̾t̾ k̾n̾o̾w̾ w̾h̾a̾t̾ a̾ s̾t̾o̾a̾t̾ i̾s̾ o̾r̾ l̾o̾o̾k̾s̾ l̾i̾k̾e̾ h̾e̾r̾e̾ i̾s̾ a̾ p̾i̾c̾t̾u̾r̾e̾)̾
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"You must be Izuku Midoriya, yes?"
"Please Izuku is fine and you must be the Principal, Right? The stoat principle nodded and then started to drink some tea. He offered me some but I shook my head and turned to Mr.Hobo probably hoping that he would make the situation better but he didn't I stead he started to pat my head like I'm some FUCKING CAT
"What the frick frack diddly dack patty wack snick snack quarterback backtrack knick-knack biofeedback slack mack nickel sack cracker jack tic tac do you think you're doing!!!"
I pulled his hand from my head and then gave him a look but it was unaffected and just gave a poker face. "What 7+7•7+7x̾7-7?" I turned my head back to the principle stoat thingy and without even batting an eye I said "50". What can I say I might not seem like it but I'm smart when I wanna be. The principal smiled sipping his tea " Great job kid, You are now my personal student" I don't care I just want my candy! That's the real only reason I came here and the school didn't even start yet, And you have to do an exam. "I've got a question and a few statements" Mr.Hobo sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose he clearly knows exactly where this going but does he really? " I was promised candy so when I pass this test and whatever I expect my candy." It was more of a demand than a statement "Second don't expect high expectations of me being good and stuff cause I'm not wearing the uniform or anything like that instead I'll make my own." That was the honest truth I was not going to wear any uniform I like to dress free style. "And last but not least my question" I put a grin on my face that sent shivers down Princple shoat and Mr.Hobo's spin. "What's the best ways to legally torture villains while claim its self defense." "FINALLY IVE FOUND SOMEBODY WORTHY." the princple shouted before laughing uncomfortably with some tea in his hand.
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"Principle Shoat, that's how clothes get stained shut up." I said in a calm voice they both looked shocked either from the fact that I told him to shut up or the fact that I called him Shoat. "I like the way you act, anyway you have my recommendation and I think you have Aizawa's too so you don't have to take the exam if you don't want to, the exam starts next week and you will get your candy so don't worry." We started to discuss about the exam which was kinda boring but I did point a few things that they could have changed.
💠🔆Time Skip🔅💠
We walked out of the office and I asked Mr.Hobo where was I going to stay, because I'm pretty sure they wouldn't let me go back home b̑̈ȏ̈ȏ̈h̑̈ȏ̈ȏ̈. "You are going to live with me problematic child so I hope you like cats." lol I'm going to annoy the hell out of him.
