Hero for fun

Secrets

"AIZAWA IZUKU GOT KIDNAPPED!!!!"

"What. The. Fuck." Aizawa said done as ever he pulled out his phone to contact Nezu and tell him to arrange a meeting ASAP

"Mr.Aizawa Momo created a mic chip and a tracker and tried to plant it on one of the villains but Deku was already being taken and since he was the closes she planted on him instead buuuut"

"But...."

"The tracker got damaged in the process and we can't locate where he is but fortunately the mic still works so we can listen to what there talking about..." Uraraka voice cracking and getting quieter as each word slips through his lips.

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"So it seems that Midoriya was kidnapped and now being held as a hostage" Zezu said sipping his A) Tea , B) Blood, C) somebody period, D) all of the above.

"What do we do now?" All Might asked

"We wait"

"WHAT!!!!" All of the hero's screamed

"I for one dont care" Endeawhore said

"Well I would agree with Nezu on this buutt the problem demon has dirty secrets on ALL of us so we might want to wrap this up" Aizawa said dead as ever as he sips on the coffee that he got out of thin air

"Oh sh-Wait so he still has-" All might said sweat dropping bullets

"Yes. Yes he does."

"Welp let's here what Izuku has to say"

A TV that appeared when nobody  expected nezu was looking turned on and some how you could see Izuku (dOnT aSk Me HoW)

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At the LOV

"You either join LOV or perish into ashes"

"I'm how about you bring Dabi here and I Detroit Smash him or we could do it instead doesn't really matter"

"What the actual- NOT THE POINT I WILL KILL YOU"

"God says no."

"I SAY YESS NOW DIEEEEE"

Shikgaki grabs Deku by the through and starts to choke him slowly but unfortunately this has no effect and Deku starts to moan and ask for more with lust viable in his eyes

"Please more give me more chock me harder daddy and then unexpected you start to get hard and- *moans* fuck me senseless and after the first ro*moans*und I beg you to stop but you don't stop until I pass out. I then wake up in a *moans* cell butterball naked with my hands chained to the wall *moans* and 1hour later you come in with a suit on and bondage and a whip in each of you han-"

"STOP STOP STOP...I-I feel violated... bring toga in...I'm going to reevaluate my life choices..."

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The meeting

"I wasn't there nor was he talking to me but I feel violated too...Aizawa, Zezu how do you put up with this?" Vlad King asked very concerned not for Izuku but the poor crusty toe that had to sit there and imagine that will being in contact with the little leech

"Honestly not even god could be put up with that so that could only mean one thing I'm above god and as long as coffee is still around i will accept my role at will"

'What a fucking legend' everyone thought in room well expect Aizawa ofcourse

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Toga, Izuku, Dabi and Cursty toe was playing Monopoly

"I'm bored and these secrets won't keep to themselves"

They all looked at Izuku

"So you have secrets on the heros?" Dabi asked narrowing his eyes

"Yup! Want me to tell yoooouuuu"

"YES"

"All might has a secret love child, Eraserhead is my son , Present Mic has fantasies about my son, Midnight still never had her first kiss, power loader got his mask idea of transformers and a crane machine, lunch rush plays cooking fever and cooking mama, thirteen doesn't even know it's own gender,
Endeawhore still wets his bed at night, can only go to sleep if he knows that his family is missable in his house, and his stick is roughly 2 inches, recover girl still knows how to party and got some moves, and the Principal sometime put lavender into the teachers drinks. I also have blackmail photos of Aizawa in a bondage and All Might in a sailor moon dress"

".... Can...can we take him back I don't feel comfortable around him any more" Toga said

And all of the villains agreed

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The meeting

"HOW TGE ACTUAL FUCK DOES HE KNOW MY DICK SIZE" Endewhore says

"Wait so...you mean to tell me that your actual dick size" Midnight asked

"No and you can't say shit the R-rated Jero hasn't even had her first kiss yet" Endewhore pointed at Midnight

"Aizawa why the hell does he have pictures of you in a bondage"

"The same way he has all might in a salior moon costume or how he knows Endewhore dick size nobody knows"

"WAIT A DAMN MINUTE ZEZU YOU PUT LAVENDER IN OUR FUCKING DRINKS"

"And I opp-"

"DONT AND I OPP- YOU LITTLE-"

"TAKE THIS MONSTROSITY BACK WE DONT WANT HIM"

"Wat"

"He has made everyone in the league very uncomfortable not just because he has THIS type of dirt on your i though it would be like all might curses or something but SHIT we don't want to listen to story about Shrek x Kool-aid man...if you don't mind I'm going to think about why was I born"

And then the villains left

"Come on problem child lets go get you some candy and call it a day"

And Izuku and Aizawa left the cackling bear dog and the confused hero's behind

It was probably for the best.

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