"OI HIRO WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY NOVELS"
"Do you mean your sexual novels"
"...."
"I threw them out"
"YOU DID WHAT!!!!! I PUT ALL MY BLOOD AND SWEAT INTO WRITING THAT AND YOU THROW THEM OUT"
"You used to write sex novels!" Kaminari yelled
"Surprise?"
"WHERE THE FUCK IS THE REAL DEKU!" Bakugou yelled at him with a cross in his hand
"How the fuck do you even write something so visual and conflicting your a single virgin boy that practically lives off of me for fuck sakes"
"Oh false alarm it's still the same Deku" Bakugou sat back down and everyone sighed at relief
"I have you know that I go to the club every Wednesday and go to the bar on sundays And let other people talk about their sex lifes"
"What the fuck happened to you who hurt you that bad"
"Life"
"Deep"
"Oh also why are your nipples so squishy and they are like the perfect shade of light pink it's so cute!"
"How the fuck do you know what my nipples feel like"
"put a shirt on at night"
"Stop coming into my room at night"
"Lock your doors at night"
"I do...."
"I know hahaha......Also if the FBI or the police come don't answer it"
"What.....what did you do"
"Don't worry about it"
"IZUKU WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO"
[KNOCK KNOCK]
"Oh shit it's too late come on HIRO"
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO"
"No time let's go now!"
——-
They escaped through the back and went to their car
"How the fuck did you get a car"
"The same way I got in a club and this car can fly!"
"THEY ARE ESCAPING MOVE MOVE MOVE"
"Oh shit let's go"
———
It appears to be a highway speed chase a guy in a car running from the fbi oh boy
Let's get a closer look at the guy in the car shall we?
'Yup that's how we got into this situation that's me driving the car and the guy next to me is my best friend as you can see we are having the time of our lives well I am aleast....."
It appears to be a 12 year old boy? This makes for exciting news I mean when's the last time something has ever happened around here...oh right we are on live sorry everyone
"IZUKU WE ARE ABOUT TO DRIVE OF THE EDGE OF THE CLIFF"
"Oh thanks for the head up"
"WHY ARE YOU DRIVING FASTER"
"You know I've always wanted to fly and that's what we are going to do but I never tested this out so if we die aleast we die together"
YOU ARE READING
Hero for fun
FanfictionIzuku has been in the woods for the past 9 years but suddenly he wants to become a hero just for fun Picture not mine Character not mine
