Stick in his ass! . . . ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟ ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴅᴏᴇs ʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ʜᴇ's ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ɴᴏᴡ?
ꪀꪮ᭙:
You know one question that none of teachers, no scrach that, nobody thought to ask was...
What type of quirk did Izuku have or in this instance quirks —- "Are you trying to mess with another contestant?" Who actual ғᴜᴄᴋyou this guy think this guy is to put his greasy ass finger on one of my fucking favorite shirt. To be made was an understatement
I was ᴘɪssᴇᴅ
I was even madder then the time some fucking bear stole my fish. Let's just say I now have a brown fur coat and that night I had more then just fish to eat. But I kept my composure because one thing I learned the hard was that Shouta is scary when you get on his bad side.
"Actual I know her and she looked like she was hyperventilating so I was going to make sure she was ok." I said calmly trying not to lash out on him even tho I'm so tempted to just say fuck it and go all out.
"Oh sorry for assuming." Yea dude you better be or you can fuckin kiss my ass you human centipede. He walked away and now I was in a pissy mood so I just stayed where I was waiting for the thing to Start.
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"READY, GO!!" I was the first one to run into the city will the others were confused I heard whispers like 'What is he doing' or 'the thing didn't start yet' But unfortunately Present mic told them that villains wait for no one and they started to move.
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10 minutes has passed and I was bashing robots from left and right utterly destroyed then with my bare hands but it's not like I had any weapon that I could use. I stopped to take a break for a moment until the ground started to rumble beneath my feet and people were running the other way. I turned my head the other way to find a giant ass robot coming this way.
"ʜᴇʟᴘ!"
It was a girl stuck under some boulders. I try to get a closer look and I saw it was that same girl from this morning and she was about to get crushed by that big ass wowwee MiP robot and it didn't help that her foot was stuck and couldn't move. I ran over to her and tryed to pull the boulder off of her but the shit was light as fuck how was she struggling, No, that didn't matter right now. " Hey are you ok?" "No I think my ankle is broken." All that was running through my mind was one word 'shit' and that robot was getting closer
There is no time to think just do! "Listen to me I need you turn as far as you can while I take care of the robot" "Wait what about you?!?!" I was running toward the robot "THERES NO TIME TO THINK JUST DO!"
I ran up to the robot and pulled out a bazooka from my backpack and shot the robot.
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I probably took out a few other robots near by oh well 'I wonder what we are eating tonight'I pull out a jumbo bag of Oreos and start eating them
"Achoo!" Is somebody talking about me?
——————- 𝙸𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚘𝚛 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖
"Let the real test begin!" Nezu said laughing like a maniac while pushing a big red button
"Hey isn't that Zuku(Izuku)? Nemuri/Midnight asked "Aww look he's helping his friend!" "That boy is too much of a pain in the ass to have friends" Aizawa said butting in.
"Harsh, Wait-". "Is that a...bazooka...?"
yes, yes it was
Everyone in the monitor- no, everyone who saw it was shocked and questions began to pile one after another
How did he even get that?
How did I not see that?
Where in the hell did it come from?
Wait-
HOW DID IT FIT IN HIS BAG?!?!?!?!
And why is he eating Oreos like that didn't just happen?
But that's not the questions you should be asking the question you should be asking is-
