Killth

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Author: Ideas ideas.......

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WHAT IF 1-A KILLTH SOMEBODY

Aizawa: what the fuck is killth

Author-Chan: how the fuck did you get in here I only let izu in here cause he is Quality
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Aizawa: he might be the main character but without us this shit show would have been long gone

Izu: YAAAAA AUTHOR CHAN IS BACK it only took you like 13 days. You know if you weren't such a Author I would have thought you elope with some Bl novels and bounced

Author-Chan: I'm not going to lie I did start thinking about it after I got hooked on Trash of the Court's Family and those cultivation Bl novels

Izu: D-did you really have to think about your fans over some Bl novels

Author-Chan: Priorities man,priorities. And to confirm yes BL novel was very close to winning

Bl fan: Well you cant blame her....
Relatable fan: no you can not.

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If 1-A had to killth somebody :

Iida: Educate them
"Their parents finally have something to be proud of"

Uakakakaka: Fly them into outer space
"They were out of this world
Or
"Now they can say they are above our level"

Deku: Cuteness over load
"Wuuuuu~ I didn't even do anything yet!"

Todoroki: Kidnapping
" apparently you have to feed them"

Tsuyu: Pudding......
"What? Don't threaten me with a good Time"

Bakugou: Heat stroke? Wow ok...
"Don't look at me like that, if you can't handle the heat stay out the kitchen."

Sero: falling
"So.... it turns out my tape isn't as strong as spider-man's webs......"

******: Barf
"They started barfing as soon as I walked in...."

Tokoyami: Sacrifice
"I cried knowing I gave trash to a god"

Kouji: peaceful-awwww~
*its better to die with no regrets*

Satou: high blood pressure
"Turns out there is a thing called too sweet"

Momo:Beat to death
"A pervert has no place for this world"

Denki: socks...?
"Carpet....socks....me....I think you get where this is going here."

Ojiro: Yeet
"I told him to duck but he said 'oh where' and then I accidentally hit him with my tail"

Aoyama:shopping.....not surprised
"They shopped till they dropped but aleast they can't go out of style"

Kirishima: love at first sight
"I never knew you could die by just taking a look at me... am I that ugly wuuuu~"

Jiro: Burst...
"There ears exploded after I played my favorite song...they could have just told me they didn't like it"

Mina: Dancing
"They was vibing and got put into creative mode"

Mezou:hand fetish
"I would help them out but I guess it was something about my hands that drove them crazy"

Hagakure:???
"Somethings are best left unseen."

And remember kids

Drink bleach

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