Stain: Anybody under 5'8 can't talk about fighting somebody. What are you going to do? Head butted somebody with your nipples?
Izuku: Say bye to your kneecaps you muder fuckin biatch
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Iida: ok so you're driving and you see Izuku and Bakugou walking into the road, quick what do you hit?
Ochako: well that's a hard question bakugou is an ass but Midoriya is fucking cursed but if I had to pick on I guess bakugou?
Iida: the brakes, Uraraka. You hit the brakes.
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Izuku: you hit the wife?
Endeawhore:
Izuku: do you isolate ymy baby boy Shoto from his siblings
Endeawhore:
*Izuku diging in his bag*
Endeawhore: it be like that some times
Izuku holding a gun: no it don't
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Bakugou: YOU QUIRKLESS HERO WANNABE
*izuku with his qUiRk*
Izuku: your not a clown. You are the entire circus
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Izuku and Bakugou are Dinkleberg and Mr.Turner relationship in a nutshell
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Extra: there is no such thing as a blursed person
Izuku: aM i A jOkE tO yOu?
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Izuku: I see you have been stalking me
Mirio: I see you have been watching me
Izuku: touché
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Izuku: I get the feeling you don't like me
Kachan: I've told you multiple times I don't
Izuku: funny joke kachan but today's not April fools day
Kachan:
Izuku KACHAN?!?!
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Mintea: hey girls oh and others
1-A: stfu
Mintea: r00d
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1-b: hey how y'all do- AHHHHHH
Bakugou:GRRAHHHKK
1-b: GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH
1-A: it don't bite
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Hero for fun
FanfictionIzuku has been in the woods for the past 9 years but suddenly he wants to become a hero just for fun Picture not mine Character not mine
