Concerned

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That's my whole life strorie in a spand of about 3 minutes.

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"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DEKU"

"how the hell did he NOT die??????"

"My life *yawn* is pretty boring" I said yawning

"What are you talking about?

You beat up a bear

Ran 12 HOURS straight just for some banana (aho-girl)

Hijacked a hijacked plane and landed it in Australia

Some how swam to Arctica and back

Got involved with the mafia and now everyone in Russia knows you as "The Machin"

You got hit by some quirk it transported you into Dora the Explorer cartoon and some how can pull anything out of you back pack

Got hit by another quirk that sent you to Ancient Greek times and is now apart of history

Got some people who were addicted to drugs addicted to candy and then got your self addicted to candy

Somehow got on to a tv show by mistake and is now widely know in America

And can get free food in all North Korea

And you call THAT BORING" Uraraka said trying to rap her head around this all

"I'm sorry??????"

"Deku WHAT THE FICK ARE YOU APOLOGIZING FOR WHAT THEY ARE TRYING TO SAY IS THAT YOUR FUCKING AWESOME"

"But I am quite concerned, why do you think that Mirio is my secret love child?" All might said

"And we still don't know your quirk"

"Candy Man"

"What"

"Y E S"

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By the time they got back they were all concerned for their friends mental health they were also concerned about how he didn't die but they were mostly concerned on what the fuck does he think excited, fun , not boring is.

Dear god-san

please give us an Izuku that's not mentally ill in the head and actually has common sense actually just give us another Izuku completely

Thanks

Sincerely, Class 1-A and a few others

——-FEW DAYS LATER———

Dear 1-A and a few others

Why the fuck would I do that. I had That monstrosity we sent him to heaven but I couldn't take it so we put him in hell Satan begged me to take him out of hell the only thing we could do was put him back on earth he is y'all problem now

Good luck

Sincerely, God

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"GOD DAMMIT" all of 1-A screamed

"I have crippling depression" Izuku said laughing

"Stfu and look outside" Todoroki said pointing at the window

"You know they should rename you to something more accurate"

Todoroki raised his eyebrow at this and said something regretfull "Like?"

"IDK but something like when you make my heart go Todoki-doki"

"You son of a b-"

"WHAT A LOVELY DAY"

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