Hero for fun

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"Izuku. Midoriya." Nezu said visible pissed

"Yes my bestest dadzu and the world" I said sweating bullets as I flutter my eyes like I have ADHD which I probably do.....

"Please enlighten me and tell me how did you blow up 1-a dorm building and 1/4 of the school." This aura is to much for this discombobulated kid to handle

"Ahaha....."

"...." Nezu didn't have to say anything and he's not the only on who's putting pressure on this. you guess It folks LOV!

Just kidding it's Aizawa but if I did say LOV it wouldn't be that surprising would it

But there is also other people making pools of sweat just like Izuku the Staff Members of the school!

"You see what happened wasssss......" izuku trailer of as the sound effects and rippling motion went off as they were going into a flash back
————-DUCKING FLASHBACK!!!!!!————-

"HOW IN THE FUCKING WORLD IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE" A certain very angry pomeranian yelled

"Don't mind me I'mma just pack my stuff and leave s'cuse me plz...." Izuku  said slipping away breaking out into a full on marathon run

If anyone who met Izuku didn't know any better they would have thought that demon spawn (cOuGh CouGh DaMi) had the fastest speed quirk known to man but then again it's Izuku feared by the devil questioned by the god

And of course because it's him he has done the impossible but we will get to that very soon

————

As Izuku speeds to find Aizawa the second to only thing above god he is being chased and if I'm putting this wording right it seems to me that this is an episode of Tom and Jerry...well maybe if the rating was pg-13 .....ok maybe pg-14.......FINE it's Tv-MA but then again when is it not

"AIZAWA you got to help me from this crazy lunatic HES GOING TO KILL ME!!!"

Izuku trailed of before saying/singing.....

"~CAUSE HE'S A MANIAC, MANIACCCCC~"

———FLUCKING FLASHBACK OUT———

"But what does that have to do with part of the school getting blown up?" Midnight asked trying to hold in her laughter and no she was not the only one

"We are getting there just hold your hand out to choke me" as I look out into the distance starting another flash back

———I DONT NEED A PEN OR A PENCILE JUST A FLASSSSHHHHHBAAACKKKK———

Now me Kachan and Aizawa we're sitting down in a room trying to straighten this out but of course being the hobo that Aizawa really is he asked Kachan what happed first and when I heard his reasoning I was a-Paul-ed

(R/boneappletea)

A-parent-lee I'm over dramatic with my words and I twist what I say but that's not true! Anyway where were we? Oh right Aizawa asked kachan what happened.

"The little fucktard said that he was going to get something out the fridge of course the people who were there including me didn't think anything of it. That wouldn't have been a problem but what he didn't say was he was going to get something out the fridge to cook it. HE DIDNT EVEN COOK IT YET AND SOME HOW HE SET A POT OF WATER ON FIRE AND THE STOVE WASNT EVEN OWN!!!"

"You make it sound like you haven't done it before...."

"THATS BECUASE I HAVENT NOBODY HAS HOW IN THE HOT CRISPY KENTUCKY FRIED FUCK DID YOU DO IT"

"Jeezz it's not that bad"

"YES,YES IT FUCKING IS!!! Not only that but you EXPLODED THE FUCKING FRIDGE AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH THE FREZZER YOU PEDOFILLYING YELLOW WHORE EATING M&M"

(R/hmmmm)
(R/tihi)

"Alright I think it's time to confess ok I may have not have put some air freshening drug candles all around the building and apart of the school...."

"YOU WHAT" Aizawa said peeling one eye open

(Imagine he was opening his eye like a banana peel slowly. I also hope you have that image stuck in your head never to be erased:) )

"I'm tired of the same disgusting smell of outside so I put some drug candles"

"Deku. What. The. Fuck. Are. Drug. Candles"

"Ahaha....GOT TO GO FAST" and then I ran all the way to a game of baseball I even hit the ball but they told me to go home so I did.

(the 'cottage')

——FLASH BACK HAS LEFT THE CHAT——

"It turns out that those weren't candles and that fire doesn't mix to well with it"

"You are forbidden from stepping in a 10 mile radius of the kitchen" Nezu said but I don't really care

"No more candy for the rest of the week" Aizawa said and I felt my heart skip a step on the stair and fell face first

"My life has no meaning to it" I was a depressed and sad kid until I remembered my friends

"HONEY-SENPAI" I ran out the office grabbed a dimension gun that Rick gave me and went to my friends dimension for a week

And remember kids

Drink bleach