The chat

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Izu: Author-Chan I have a great idea~

Author: Zuzu for whatever reason I have to decline

Izu: but you didn't even hear my idea

Author: Fine what the hell is your fucking idea

Izu: How about I get kidnapped by the league of villains and then I Detroit smash Shigaraki's mans

Author: What the actu-

Author: actually that doesn't sound that bad

Author: wait no no no no no if you didn't not know this he's like 20-24

Izu: So? I have blackmail pictures of Aizawa in a bondage

Author: what is wrong with you

Author: I can make the kidnapping part but by no means am I'm going to have you fuck Dabi your 16 for god sakes

Izu: You gave me a shitty past which you still haven't told them about , still foreshowing who the hell was watching me in the forest, and got me to tackle kachan to the floor hugging him, and I can't fuck dabi?

Author: why the fuck you have to be so fuckin gay, can't you ask for something normal like kill toga or some shit

Izu: Toga a bad bitch I can't kill her

Author: you right

Izu: see

Author: but my answer is still
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Izu:...

Izu: but whyyyyyyyyy

Author: Because if I had you fucking a 20 year old the the FBI is going to come after me they was already on my case when I had you pull a Bazooka out of your fucking bookbag

Izu: We don't talk about that...

Izu: But can you aleast make the kidnap thing happen I want to show the ducking potato man how good of a singer I can be

Author: you know for some reason I feel as if your going to flirt with him

Izu: Oh please...I have a type you know

Author: what the hell have I created

Izu: the only reason why people watch this shit is because of me

Author: Fuck you

Izu: please do

Author: I'm done with this

Izu: I love you too author-Chan ( ˘ ³˘)♥

Author: ╭∩╮(ಠ_ಠ)╭∩╮

Izu:(;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ')

Izu: oh that reminds me aren't you making another book

Author: yea but I'm still going to continue this

Izu: Cool, when is it coming out

Author: IDK maybe like tomorrow or some shit

Izu: now back to what I was saying-

Author: No

Izu: fine...

Author: don't you got anything better to do

Izu: besides from bothering you no

Author:...

Author: Go trip over a knife or something

Izu:(;'༎ຶٹ༎ຶ')

Author:( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

Author: alright I need to go and find out how to write fighting scene

Izu: So I can look like a badass 👁.     .👁
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Author: no I just want to watch the nomu beat the fuck out of you before you get kidnapped

Izu: ...

Author:...

Izu: good enough for me!









Author: Kids let this be a warning to not be a Izuku


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