*dying of laughter* so

This week has been funny lately

We found not one, not two, but THREE still candy-filled plastic Easter eggs from who knows how many years ago

Second

My mom's friend left a dead and inflated puffer fish decoration at our house when I was little (as in like 8 to 10 years ago) and um-

My mom's friend left a dead and inflated puffer fish decoration at our house when I was little (as in like 8 to 10 years ago) and um-

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This is Gerald

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This is Gerald

He is mine now

What can I say? I'm preparing to be the weird lady across the street for some teenager when I am like 70

Instead of cats, I shall have really fucking weird decorations that do not go together whatsoever

Who wants to join the Gerald cult?

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